I really want to get married again.

or

He shouldn't say to the girl " Interesting choice of outfit. Hmmm"

or this one which has been said to me this week

I know you'll make a great wife.

Ok, guys RUN!!!!!!!

or...... "You must be tired from running round my head all day long so why don't you take off your pants and have a rest between my thighs."


This did not go so well, that I know of.

You look nice. Now bend over.

Not tonight, I have a cist...........

"Do you mind if we don't sit down? Only I've only just taken my suppository."

especially if followed by;

"The doctors say I don't need it, but I just like taking them, y'know"

F*ck me ... you look nothing like the pic you put on Flirtbox

I met a guy in a pub once, tried to politely leave - he suggested I go back to his place - I said no thanks its very late....and he said ?? "You;ve got nothing to worry about, I've had a vasectomy!!".....charmed I'm sure.

very classy line ...

Hi and welcome Rocketgirl

thankyou stoozola and cheekymunkey/ Another time I met this guy in the pub, bought my own drinks, then he asked me to give him a lift home cuz he was broke (he seemed ok and i only saw him drink orange juice so I stupidly said ok) when we got outside his house he asked me to go in, saying his mum liked to meet 'all his new girlfriends'....at which point I hurriedly said Ooooh is that the time, must dash! and haven't met anyone at a pub since! I am really wary now.

What a cracker!!! I nearly choked on my coffee there.......why oh why do I always meet the Richies and Eddies????

Not a first date....a first flirtbox message sent to me....got deleted, can't think why I did that? (bear in mind I am a woman, and I haven't put up a photo) "Hi just want to let you know that I love your goatee". Now, isn't a goatee a beard?! And as for the intro messages from guys that simply say "hi", "can I have a photo?", "text me on 07....", uuuummmmm.......yeah delete button is a wonderful thing, but heck where are the guys who actually *want* a convo at the very least?