sorry about the smell, ive got terrible wind

i dont get served her on account for the fact i sleep with all the waiters including the men.

sorry i was to busy wanking i didnt mean to cum late

i dont like your face so can i put this bag on your face when we have sex tonite?

i think i had your mum last nite i guess im into family affairs

Sorry im late, i had to wax my back!

can we hurry this up...got another date in 20 minutes

can u hurry up and finish ur food, i have to go to another date

i used to be a man/woman i like to get things out in the open on a first date.

please dont let me have a knife with dinner the doc sayd it will take a few weeks for the meds to start working.

wow you're fatter than i thought you would be, you must just be really photogenic "actually had someone say this to me"

hi im blah blah lets go eat and go back to your's, i cant stay out to late and can't go to mine as the missus will go spare.

wow its so nice to meet you, sorry if i scratch alot i think the bird i met last night had crabs.

so how much will i have to pay tonight

........Bombchickawahwah.....
*sound of clothes ripping off*

'I'm so glad we decided to do this mum'
lol

lol to the above



im pregnant. i hope its yours

didnt i see you in the zoo? im sure you looked like that monkey with the fleas

the last girl was alot like a ewe

how about..

"do you go all night like your sister/brother"
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You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither!

i hope you like bread because i cant afford to eat here,

after this we can go back to my carboard box, did i mention i was homeless?

will you marry me? if you dont ill shoot myself

I find a simple, "Hi. You'll do." works pretty well.

man to woman.............wheres the beard gone.



i use to be a warewolf but ime alrite nooooooooooooooooooooooow