Favourites
Most popular topics | Adviceopen/close
- Anybody know of any wise ... (128)
- Injury advice needed... (82)
- Things NOT to say on a fi... (72)
- I like a guy and mssed it... (67)
- Yes it can be you... (64)
- Answering Profiles... (60)
- Random help... (57)
- Mobile phones?... (56)
- age gap.... (49)
- In my case being honest d... (49)
- Is there Any real decent ... (47)
- Present ideas?... (47)
- Can you tell me what wome... (46)
- should girls come onto fe... (44)
- New at this... (44)
- Giving up smoking... (43)
- grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr... (41)
- A Pattern... (41)
- shopaholic???... (40)
- DO YOU NEED URGENT ADVICE... (40)
- Advice then... (39)
- new user name... (36)
- What men want... (36)
- Help! Maths... (35)
- Depression...... (34)
Latest topics | Adviceopen/close
- Virginity question...
- Please gimme your thought...
- Old Fashioned?...
- My profile - Tips?...
- I GIVE UP NO more dating ...
- How do YOU deal with a br...
- Offer Some Words of Wisdo...
- Being Held Back...
- Jaded by previous r-ships...
- How do i spot a scammer?...
- Contact with the young !...
- A Holiday!...
- How do you win someone ba...
- going back to school?...
- flat shares? bedsits? che...
- 'about me' help... !!...
- Living with depression is...
- First thing you say to a ...
- Can't stop thinking about...
- Shallow... ?...
- confusing...
- since i overdodsed on ola...
- In love with my best (gir...
- I heard that I won't be a...
- talking to girls in bars ...
Home >> Advice >> Things NOT to say on a first date.....
22.05.2007, 16:46 quote
Things not to say:
1. You remind me of my mum.
2. I'm sure I saw you washed up on a beach somewhere.
3. Is that stubble on your chin ?
4. Are you on prosac ?
5. I can't get that scene from crocodile dundee out of my head. Can I check to make sure you really don't have a willy, please ?
23.05.2007, 08:42 quote
Sorry I'm late, this old bloke stopped me.
As he bounced off the bonnet of my car.
09.06.2007, 22:52 quote
wookie6572 wrote: | ||
And i mean with dogs |
ewwww yer!
10.06.2007, 00:22 quote
wookie6572 wrote: | ||
And i mean with dogs |
Wow, good one!
03.07.2007, 15:30 quote
You look like the girl in that porno last night. And she was a bit of a goer.
04.07.2007, 10:33 quote
So, later, so I know, cum on your face or up your ass?
Crass I know, but it is something you definitely wouldn't say.
11.07.2007, 13:58 quote
i heard a great ad on the radio today it went something like this.
Man: I usally don't go on blind dates, but i think this is going really well.
Woman: Yes it is.
Man: Do you know if there is a chemist nearby?
Woman: Not sure...why?
Man: Well i think i might need a packet of you know what for later thie evening.
at this point she walks out....
Man: No i mean....goodbye then.
it was an ad for nicorete
12.07.2007, 15:24 quote
Baggiebhoy wrote: |
OK, drop 'em and bend over. |
is that a bad thing to say then? ...i can see where ive been going wrong now
12.07.2007, 15:59 quote
Let me introduce you to my little friend... Wait, where are you going? It was supposed to be a humerous quote from scarface! Its not little! Honest!
You cannot post new topics in this forum
You cannot reply to topics in this forum
You cannot edit your posts in this forum
You cannot delete your posts in this forum
You cannot vote in polls in this forum