look iv got something you can eat let me wack it on your plate

I'VE GOT GINGER PUBES

my last girlfriend was my sister

The asylum say I'm making a lot of progress, which is great because if they hadnt agreed to let me go out unsupervised then I wouldnt of been able to meet you for this date.

It buys the drinks or it gets the hose.

"I'm insulted that you offered to pay for dinner! I suppose you'll want me barefoot and pregnant in the kitchen by Christmas?? You're a pig!" <SLAP!>

This actually happened to me, about that quickly. She slapped me for offering to pay the bill, apparently citing it as an example of my obsession with old-time male dominance and keeping women down. It didn't earn her a second date.

PS: Are87, as a piece of trivia, this was in Edwardo's!
PPS: Chikhai, I like the new photo - much less gloomy!

Do i look like i would spike your drink? diet coke always tastes funny...
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Can i see you again doesn't seem to work for me .......
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A Hug is A Great Gift
xXx One Size Fits All! xXx

http://www.myspace.com/xxxhugzxxx

female to male ..... I wanna have your babies

male to female ok lets try in the toilet

i know a good one


When we get married..........

can you sign this pre nup now please

Come with me if you want to live!

(it was from terminator, lol)