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21.04.2007, 21:21 quote

trevp66
trevp66 Joined: 26 May 2006 Posts: 1114 Location: United Kingdom, England, Hertfordshire
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I'll start it off then Very Happy

'Sorry i'm late, I couldn't find a place to tie up the horse...'

 

21.04.2007, 21:30 quote

trevp66
trevp66 Joined: 26 May 2006 Posts: 1114 Location: United Kingdom, England, Hertfordshire
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Darn it...just realised this should go in the 'jokes' section really....
Awww what the heck, let's go with it...
Smile

 

21.04.2007, 21:33 quote

doctorfaust
Joined: 05 Apr 2007 Posts: 508 Location: United Kingdom, England, Cambridgeshire
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What? That blood? Oh no, it's my flatmate's. Yeah, I know I said I don't have a flatmate - I don't...anymore.

 

21.04.2007, 21:41 quote

lostinyoureyes
lostinyoureyes Joined: 28 Mar 2007 Posts: 749 Location: United Kingdom, England, Dorset
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sorry my other date ran late?

 

21.04.2007, 21:44 quote

doctorfaust
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Oh now that's a good one!

How about, "Hey can we stop off at that petrol station? I think I left my pajamas in their restroom"

(re-de-americanised)

 

21.04.2007, 21:50 quote

trevp66
trevp66 Joined: 26 May 2006 Posts: 1114 Location: United Kingdom, England, Hertfordshire
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"When I was watching you from the bushes at the end of your garden the other day, I wondered if that tattoo on your butt is a rose or a lions head?"

 

21.04.2007, 21:54 quote

doctorfaust
Joined: 05 Apr 2007 Posts: 508 Location: United Kingdom, England, Cambridgeshire
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I voted for Bush, and I'd do it again.


(note: the above statement is fictitious for the purpose of conforming to the forum topic, and in no way reflects the political views of the poster or any of the poster's subsidiaries or parent corporations)

 

21.04.2007, 21:55 quote

Anonymous

God my herpes is playing up tonight ..dont mind if I scratch do you?

 

21.04.2007, 21:58 quote

Anonymous

hello hilda..er ingrid....sorry, what is your name?

 

21.04.2007, 22:03 quote

Anonymous

norman bates is my hero

 

21.04.2007, 22:05 quote

Anonymous

twistedvoilet wrote:
norman bates is my hero


Is he?

 

21.04.2007, 22:08 quote

Anonymous

MrGoodCat wrote:
twistedvoilet wrote:
norman bates is my hero


Is he?
no im his

 

21.04.2007, 22:09 quote

trevp66
trevp66 Joined: 26 May 2006 Posts: 1114 Location: United Kingdom, England, Hertfordshire
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'So, do you know any good all-night bare-knuckle fight clubs?'

 

21.04.2007, 22:10 quote

Anonymous

I only shit myself when im really nervous...and that only happens on first dates!! .....Argh!!!!

 

21.04.2007, 22:12 quote

lostinyoureyes
lostinyoureyes Joined: 28 Mar 2007 Posts: 749 Location: United Kingdom, England, Dorset
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my ex posed nude for me what can you do to top that

o i forgot my wallet bills on you

i share a bed with my mum but you can come round if you like for some action

dont worry about giving me head i can give it myself

 
 
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