oh yeah i know you have a cat. How? Er from standing watching your house of course. That really happened to me

Thats very very creepy He should have so just set up some cctv and watched sitting down

"The scabs have almost healed but i have a few crabs hanging on"

you look alot like my ex...

Do you have piles? 'Cause that might be a problem later.

Cant stay too late, Im only on day release.....

So.........love?

This is just as boring as.......



Cant think of anymore, sorry

sorry im late but was at the hospital getting my prostate checked, tho i have to say on the hole, KY jelly is a good thing! how are you?

oh yeh i love goin out on a saturday night, tho not dressed like this, i usually tuck my brain between my legs and call myself susan...

....... I LOVE YOU

heehee just as good that one would be

If I said you had a beautiful body, would you let me slip it in ya?

Start singing Billy Talent

'I'm sick and I'm twisted, I'm broke and you can't fix it'.

It'd freak her out.

One by one the penguins steal my sanity

Elvis is dead. Get over it.

(This will bring an immediate halt to a date with Bliss)