Nah i don't need advice........

...........and I'm fine too

I urgently need some advice please, Renaldo.

I am a farmer, trying to cross a river in my small boat. I have with me a fox, a chicken and a bag of grain. Unfortunately, my boat is so tiny that I can only take one of these things with me on each trip. I evidently can`t leave the fox alone with the chicken or the chicken alone with the grain...so what can I do to get everything safely across the river?

Thankyou for offering your valuable services.

i know
take the chicken across first, then the grain, but bring the chicken back with you, then take the fox, then take the chicken

twisted I knew you'd know the answer

yeah i am arnt i Lol sorrrrrrrryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

hahahahah

Shut it Vi or i will tell everyone about your 'collection'

well when it gets as big as yours then i'll be worried

Thankyou. I have now safely crossed the river and am back at home.

Next problem - There are 3 lightbulbs in my cellar, with the 3 switches outside at the top of the stairs. I need to find out which switch operates each bulb, but I am only allowed to enter the cellar once. What can I do?

is that the answer then, or do you just get a f'kkin electrician in?