Men don't have periods............ why cos they would only brag about the size of tampons

thou shall not lead us into temptation,
we will find our own way

“Governing a large country is like frying a small fish. You spoil it with too much poking.”

A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand..

"To be depressed is to be lonely; to have a friend is to be happy..."
- Guido

To the world you are one person, but to one person you could be the world.

dont sh*t on your own doorstep!

'If something is perfect then it isn't right, that's my view on everything, there should always be a flaw somewhere!!' - Nothing is is perfect, not even people.

'Marriage is punishment for shoplifting in some countries'
Wayne's World

If you can get one leg over....... you can get the other too.....

"those who take up the sword perish by the sword."
Jesus