Sod it, lets go to the pub

god i agree i cant think of any wise quotes lol

Live as if your were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever... Gandhi

"Keep a green tree in your heart and perhaps a singing bird will come"

dont crap on your own doorstep...

Whats for you wont go by you ...

Stand at the back of a shooter and the front of a shitter and you will never get shot nor shitten on, ah well it's there.

A wise man can act the fool but the fool can`t act the wise man!

"A beautiful bird is the only kind we cage."

"It is better to light a candle than to curse the darkness."

and ....

"Confucius say, man who go down on large lady must learn to breath through his ears"

If you truly love someone, let them go.

Always try and come second...







she'll like it better..lol

"Most people are as happy as they make up their minds to be" Abraham Lincoln

"I dont mind dying I just dont want to be there when it happens" Woody Allen