...Confucious he say " Woman who spring on bedspring this spring, have offspring next spring"
OR

"Woman who cooks carrots and Peas in same pot very unsanitary"

Man go to bed with itchy arse, wake up with smelly finger


sorry couldn`t resist it

[quote="SamSpudz"]Man go to bed with itchy arse, wake up with smelly finger


Hee Hee ... and Hello

"When you wake up in the morning, Pooh," said Piglet at last, "what's the first thing you say to yourself?"
"What's for breakfast? said Pooh. "What do you say, Piglet?"
"I say, I wonder what's going to happen exciting today?" said Piglet.
Pooh nodded thoughtfully.
"It's the same thing," he said.

Never judge a person by appearence,to know them from the inside and not from the outside. When you last looked in the mirror did you see the beauty within or the face looking back........... I know what I see just good in all

Man who wank all day instead of collecting nuts goes home to wife with empty sacks.

I always take my wife morning tea in my pyjamas. But is she grateful? No, she says she'd rather have it in a cup - Eric Morecambe

i dont hit dogs, or other animals come to think of it

yer i know, but im bored lol

'Problems are solutions waiting to be found'.