Its Nice to be Important....but more Important to be Nice:D

I can't remember the exact quotation but it goes along the lines..

"Wars are not determined by those that are right, but by those that are left".


And slightly more cheery

"A Puritan is someone who is deathly afraid that someone, somewhere, is
having fun. "

"I vant to be alone!"

The wise man does not expose himself needlessly to danger, since there are few things for which he cares sufficiently; but he is willing, in great crises, to give even his life - knowing that under certain conditions it is not worthwhile to live.
Aristotle

It is impossible to love and to be wise.
Francis Bacon


Particularily poinient...

Ambrose Bierce:

Love: a temporary insanity, curable by marriage.

you can look at your neighbours flower bed all you like, but you must not trample on the flowers...

smile and the world smiles with you, frown... and they'll all bugger off!!!!

Blessed are those who can laugh at themselves for they shall never cease to be amused.

Sod it, lets go to the pub

god i agree i cant think of any wise quotes lol

Live as if your were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever... Gandhi

He who sleeps with itchy testicles wakes with smelly fingers.

"Keep a green tree in your heart and perhaps a singing bird will come"