Vi I know what your saying, twice this week we've had 2 big Feck off spiders in the bathroom, and i mean Huuuuuuuuuuuge, think its because its been so cold the past few days they're coming in for a heat. I cant kill them either and as much as i dont like them, i trap them in a pint glass then throw them outside.

Its probably been the same one thats just came back in again

its mating season, so thats another reason, they wanna get inside to have a party...
i found one this afternoon making a love shack in the crevice of my hoover, tried to get the fecker out and he got back in and i couldnt find him, so i took out my revenge on the hoover, which is slighty battered and then he eventually came out....

Pmsl ... vi your soooooo funny

yes thats one of my many redeeming qualities

but i lurves her more chet

whoa, there.. i aint a piece of meat

i'd only have vi if she was corn beef ... but i know ur a big sirloin steak vi, so chet can HAVE you

baggie i think you need to ask the wizard to clean your fithy mind

Moi? Filthy mind?

I am offended