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01.03.2007, 15:00 quote

Anonymous

You gotta love Robin Williams......Even if he's nuts! Leave it to Robin Williams to come up with the perfect plan. What we need now is for our UN Ambassador to stand up and repeat this message.

Robin Williams' plan...(Hard to argue with this logic!)

"I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of a plan for peace. So, here's one plan."

1) "The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in their affairs, past & present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin, Tojo, Noriega, Milosevic, Hussein, and the rest of those "good 'ole' boys", we will never "interfere" again.

2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with Germany , South Korea , the Middle East , and the Philippines . They don't want us there. We would station troops at our borders. No one allowed sneaking through holes in the fence.

3) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and leave We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder will be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of whom or where they are. They're illegal!!! France will welcome them.

4) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90 days unless given a special permit!!!! No one from a terrorist nation will be allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it yourself and don't hide here. Asylum would never be available to anyone. We don't need any more cab drivers or 7-11 cashiers.

5) No foreign "students" over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If they don't attend classes, they get a "D" and it's back home baby.

6) The US will make a strong effort to become self-sufficient energy wise. This will include developing nonpolluting sources of energy but will require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The caribou will have to cope for a while

7) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel for their oil. If they don't like it, we go someplace else. They can go somewhere else to sell their production. (About a week of the wells filling up the storage sites would be enough.)

Cool If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we will not "interfere." They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds, rain, cement or whatever they need. Besides most of what we give them is stolen or given to the army. The people who need it most get very little, if anything.

9) Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island someplace. We don't need the spies and fair weather friends here Besides, the building would make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.

10) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no one can call us "Ugly Americans" any longer. The Language we speak is ENGLISH..learn it...or LEAVE...Now, isn't that a winner of a plan?

"The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying "Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses." She's got a baseball bat and she's yelling, 'you want a piece of me?'

 

01.03.2007, 16:24 quote

francy

nothing to do with robin williams, im afraid
http://www.snopes.com/politics/soapbox/williams.asp

 

01.03.2007, 16:34 quote

Anonymous

lostsuthernbelle wrote:

4) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90 days unless given a special permit!!!! No one from a terrorist nation will be allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it yourself and don't hide here. Asylum would never be available to anyone. We don't need any more cab drivers or 7-11 cashiers.

Already in effect.

Oh yeah and we want our money and stuff back. Start with Japan and China which US owes over $644.2 resp $339 billion. And that Liberty Statue, well France wants it back since the Pres refuses to apologise about them being right about the WMD.

 

02.03.2007, 04:33 quote

Anonymous

lol this was just forwarded to me...didnt know that it was already on the net...and did not mean to offend...as for what we owe to other countries, i believe that it is mutual with all countries owing each other...the whole point is keeping the terrorist in their places.

 

02.03.2007, 08:52 quote

francy

....so are you saying its ok to lie as long as it keeps the terrorists in their places?


lostsuthernbelle wrote:
lol this was just forwarded to me...didnt know that it was already on the net...and did not mean to offend...as for what we owe to other countries, i believe that it is mutual with all countries owing each other...the whole point is keeping the terrorist in their places.

 

02.03.2007, 17:10 quote

Anonymous

Im not sure what you mean about lying...the only thing I see him really saying is keep the illegal aliens out of our country...let the iranians stay to them selves...as you see he never mentions the British Isles..we have had so many problems with the mexican immigrants coming over here illegally...I dont say our country is perfect, far from it and our government has caused alot of its own problems..if you had watched the news about hurricane katrina you would see what an ass our government can be..each country has there own problems and alot of similar problems..but I know Robin was not the only one to be saying those things..I hear it all over the place here...the immigration laws are getting stricter here and that makes our fellow canadian neighbors harder to come visit or us to go there and I know for one that I dont like that at all since my bf lives in canada.

 

02.03.2007, 19:19 quote

francy

lol...it dosent matter...i dont want to get into politics.. Very Happy

 

02.03.2007, 19:42 quote

Anonymous

heehee

 

02.03.2007, 20:29 quote

Anonymous

I didnt want to go all postal either...the joke/pic of bush is great..like I said alot of us are unhappy with the way the world is with all its political crap...a friend sent me one about his Australian government..will have to find it and you can see what I mean

 

03.03.2007, 15:45 quote

Anonymous

 
 
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