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10.03.2007, 12:06 quote

Anonymous

DoctorBeat wrote:
TinkerLou wrote:
DoctorBeat wrote:
twistedvoilet wrote:
DoctorBeat wrote:
I love it when girls send me pictures of their chuff, but I don't think it works the other way round does it?
Which is a shame cos I have a very handsome penis


i love that word chuff...

i dont believe you have a handsome penis, i havent met a guy yet who has


Is that a challenge? Wink

I have seen literally thousands of willies in the 10 years I have been doing my job and I have seen some pretty miserable examples.
I've been whittling away at mine for years, and I'll have you know that it's now a finely crafted work of art.



i need to change my occupation, im obviously in th wrong job Rolling Eyes


Ok, well you just try piercing a woman who had love the night before and didn't take a shower, or a man who has knob cheese on a hot day.....
Vomit

minging... why dont people shower, or at least use baby wipes..

and hell yeah, thats a challenge

 
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10.03.2007, 12:07 quote

Anonymous

TinkerLou wrote:
twistedvoilet wrote:
DoctorBeat wrote:
I love it when girls send me pictures of their chuff, but I don't think it works the other way round does it?
Which is a shame cos I have a very handsome penis


i love that word chuff...

i dont believe you have a handsome penis, i havent met a guy yet who has



ha ha. see if the link i just sent you on my space changes your mind!! lmao

Rolling Eyes


haha.. wicked.... but damn myspace wont let me log on... they have issues

 
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10.03.2007, 12:09 quote

Anonymous

DoctorBeat wrote:
TinkerLou wrote:
DoctorBeat wrote:
twistedvoilet wrote:
DoctorBeat wrote:
I love it when girls send me pictures of their chuff, but I don't think it works the other way round does it?
Which is a shame cos I have a very handsome penis


i love that word chuff...

i dont believe you have a handsome penis, i havent met a guy yet who has


Is that a challenge? Wink

I have seen literally thousands of willies in the 10 years I have been doing my job and I have seen some pretty miserable examples.
I've been whittling away at mine for years, and I'll have you know that it's now a finely crafted work of art.



i need to change my occupation, im obviously in th wrong job Rolling Eyes


Ok, well you just try piercing a woman who had love the night before and didn't take a shower, or a man who has knob cheese on a hot day.....
Vomit



urgh...do you have to wear a gas mask... ill wash when i come to get mine done then!! ha ha

 
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10.03.2007, 12:12 quote

Anonymous

twistedvoilet wrote:
TinkerLou wrote:
twistedvoilet wrote:
DoctorBeat wrote:
I love it when girls send me pictures of their chuff, but I don't think it works the other way round does it?
Which is a shame cos I have a very handsome penis


i love that word chuff...

i dont believe you have a handsome penis, i havent met a guy yet who has



ha ha. see if the link i just sent you on my space changes your mind!! lmao

Rolling Eyes


haha.. wicked.... but damn myspace wont let me log on... they have issues



oh i hope it works for you,, ha ha, yeah i cant log on to my space either, what a load of poo poos.

 
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10.03.2007, 12:15 quote

Anonymous

TinkerLou wrote:
DoctorBeat wrote:
TinkerLou wrote:
DoctorBeat wrote:
twistedvoilet wrote:
DoctorBeat wrote:
I love it when girls send me pictures of their chuff, but I don't think it works the other way round does it?
Which is a shame cos I have a very handsome penis


i love that word chuff...

i dont believe you have a handsome penis, i havent met a guy yet who has


Is that a challenge? Wink

I have seen literally thousands of willies in the 10 years I have been doing my job and I have seen some pretty miserable examples.
I've been whittling away at mine for years, and I'll have you know that it's now a finely crafted work of art.



i need to change my occupation, im obviously in th wrong job Rolling Eyes


Ok, well you just try piercing a woman who had love the night before and didn't take a shower, or a man who has knob cheese on a hot day.....
Vomit



urgh...do you have to wear a gas mask... ill wash when i come to get mine done then!! ha ha


gas mask... haha...

 
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11.03.2007, 20:12 quote

DoctorBeat
DoctorBeat Joined: 26 Feb 2007 Posts: 152 Location: United Kingdom, England, Birmingham
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Yeah, you would have thought they'd have a bit of a wash wouldn't you?
We use these alcohol wipes for cleaning the skin etc, so I usually just drop one in the vicinity of their groin to mask the smell somewhat

 
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11.03.2007, 20:26 quote

Anonymous

DoctorBeat wrote:
Yeah, you would have thought they'd have a bit of a wash wouldn't you?
We use these alcohol wipes for cleaning the skin etc, so I usually just drop one in the vicinity of their groin to mask the smell somewhat



nice Laughing
im glad i work in a newsagents now Rolling Eyes

 
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11.03.2007, 20:30 quote

Anonymous

TinkerLou wrote:
DoctorBeat wrote:
Yeah, you would have thought they'd have a bit of a wash wouldn't you?
We use these alcohol wipes for cleaning the skin etc, so I usually just drop one in the vicinity of their groin to mask the smell somewhat



nice Laughing
im glad i work in a newsagents now Rolling Eyes


dont you get dodgy guys looking at big tits weekly

 
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11.03.2007, 20:49 quote

Anonymous

twistedvoilet wrote:
TinkerLou wrote:
DoctorBeat wrote:
Yeah, you would have thought they'd have a bit of a wash wouldn't you?
We use these alcohol wipes for cleaning the skin etc, so I usually just drop one in the vicinity of their groin to mask the smell somewhat



nice Laughing
im glad i work in a newsagents now Rolling Eyes


dont you get dodgy guys looking at big tits weekly


i have a customer who asks me to choose him some, ha ha, i also have the ones who come in and read them whilst smiling at me over the top of the mag, i tell em off and say its not a library, but i think that turns them on even more! Laughing

 
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11.03.2007, 20:53 quote

Anonymous

TinkerLou wrote:
twistedvoilet wrote:
TinkerLou wrote:
DoctorBeat wrote:
Yeah, you would have thought they'd have a bit of a wash wouldn't you?
We use these alcohol wipes for cleaning the skin etc, so I usually just drop one in the vicinity of their groin to mask the smell somewhat



nice Laughing
im glad i work in a newsagents now Rolling Eyes


dont you get dodgy guys looking at big tits weekly


i have a customer who asks me to choose him some, ha ha, i also have the ones who come in and read them whilst smiling at me over the top of the mag, i tell em off and say its not a library, but i think that turns them on even more! Laughing


haha...

 
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08.06.2007, 16:27 quote

noheartsing
Joined: 07 Jun 2007 Posts: 50 Location: United Kingdom, England, London
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TinkerLou wrote:
i was sitting here at my puter, reading my mail when i opened one with a link in it... thinking the nice man who sent it was just showing me some nice pics of his last holiday, i opened it..

i thought id see a pic of the eiffel tower or the leaning tower, (well in a way i did) but to my suprise it was a pic of this mans meat and 2 veg!!

so my question is...WHY do men do this, does he think ive never seen one before, does he think ill wanna date him because ive never seen one like that?

he obviously didnt have much personality so thought he would use the only asset he had. Rolling Eyes


lol

So soz about that..hope you are okay now..that man clearly was/is bleep lol

I believe in fairies too btw even if I am just an alien Smile

 
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08.06.2007, 17:02 quote

Anonymous

I've never sent anybody a picture of my privates. Although I did once send a picture called 'My Privates', and it was a bunch of toy army men. Laughing

 
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08.06.2007, 17:06 quote

Anonymous

I once got an email just like this- definitely did not expect to see so much of him! He even had names for the pics- Mr. Soft and Mr. Hard Rolling Eyes

 
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08.06.2007, 17:08 quote

Anonymous

are87 wrote:
I once got an email just like this- definitely did not expect to see so much of him! He even had names for the pics- Mr. Soft and Mr. Hard Rolling Eyes


Before anybody suggests it, this was not me!

 
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08.06.2007, 17:12 quote

Anonymous

Baggiebhoy wrote:
are87 wrote:
I once got an email just like this- definitely did not expect to see so much of him! He even had names for the pics- Mr. Soft and Mr. Hard Rolling Eyes


Before anybody suggests it, this was not me!




i nearly wet myself then!

 
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