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09.03.2007, 17:25 quote

Anonymous

TinkerLou wrote:
anothermansjulie wrote:
scottie69 wrote:
TinkerLou wrote:
twistedvoilet wrote:
haha... funny as


not really, i hadnt seen one for a while...it nearly had my eye out!

Laughing


tbh its probably illegal isnt it? if done in real life that is indecent exposure or some sort of ecrime. lets hope the idiot doesnt progress to taking it one step further by exposing himself to some poor girl in the street Surprised

I'd be happy to have anything exposed, anywhere, by anyone. I'm grateful for the tiniest chance of jogging my memory.



ha ha, im sure youd like a big jog rather than a tiny one Very Happy


Honestly, at my time of life, anything will do!

 

09.03.2007, 20:15 quote

DoctorBeat
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I love it when girls send me pictures of their chuff, but I don't think it works the other way round does it?
Which is a shame cos I have a very handsome penis

 

09.03.2007, 20:43 quote

Anonymous

ooooh eeeeeer did another mans julie show you her auld Chuff ... no ..thats just not right pmsl Wink

 

09.03.2007, 21:06 quote

Anonymous

DoctorBeat wrote:
I love it when girls send me pictures of their chuff, but I don't think it works the other way round does it?
Which is a shame cos I have a very handsome penis


i love that word chuff...

i dont believe you have a handsome penis, i havent met a guy yet who has

 

09.03.2007, 21:14 quote

Anonymous

ha ha ha ha ha this made me laugh concidering that today on the train home some guy bluejacked my phone and sent me a pic of his blooming hard on and added the text giving his msn. seriously concidering reporting him to the police, he had no idea hows phone it was he sent it too and concidering the train being a waterloo bound train was full of kids, it makes you wonder if they intended it to be for one of them.

Hell i dont mind oucs of that kinda thing but only should it be from someone i fancy the pants off and agreed to the pic being sebt lol

 

09.03.2007, 21:25 quote

Anonymous

danni82 wrote:
ha ha ha ha ha this made me laugh concidering that today on the train home some guy bluejacked my phone and sent me a pic of his blooming hard on and added the text giving his msn. seriously concidering reporting him to the police, he had no idea hows phone it was he sent it too and concidering the train being a waterloo bound train was full of kids, it makes you wonder if they intended it to be for one of them.

Hell i dont mind oucs of that kinda thing but only should it be from someone i fancy the pants off and agreed to the pic being sebt lol


set up a fake email, and msn him and talk really weird... make out your a wizard or something

 

09.03.2007, 21:38 quote

Anonymous

twistedvoilet wrote:
danni82 wrote:
ha ha ha ha ha this made me laugh concidering that today on the train home some guy bluejacked my phone and sent me a pic of his blooming hard on and added the text giving his msn. seriously concidering reporting him to the police, he had no idea hows phone it was he sent it too and concidering the train being a waterloo bound train was full of kids, it makes you wonder if they intended it to be for one of them.

Hell i dont mind oucs of that kinda thing but only should it be from someone i fancy the pants off and agreed to the pic being sebt lol


set up a fake email, and msn him and talk really weird... make out your a wizard or something


Yeah, a penis-shrinking wizard.... Wink

 

09.03.2007, 21:47 quote

Cazzabee
Cazzabee Joined: 05 Jan 2006 Posts: 7246 Location: United Kingdom, Scotland, Fife
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twistedvoilet wrote:
danni82 wrote:
ha ha ha ha ha this made me laugh concidering that today on the train home some guy bluejacked my phone and sent me a pic of his blooming hard on and added the text giving his msn. seriously concidering reporting him to the police, he had no idea hows phone it was he sent it too and concidering the train being a waterloo bound train was full of kids, it makes you wonder if they intended it to be for one of them.

Hell i dont mind oucs of that kinda thing but only should it be from someone i fancy the pants off and agreed to the pic being sebt lol


set up a fake email, and msn him and talk really weird... make out your a wizard or something


Or give it to all of us to wind him up with Twisted Evil

 

09.03.2007, 22:02 quote

Anonymous

TinkerLou wrote:
i was sitting here at my puter, reading my mail when i opened one with a link in it... thinking the nice man who sent it was just showing me some nice pics of his last holiday, i opened it..

i thought id see a pic of the eiffel tower or the leaning tower, (well in a way i did) but to my suprise it was a pic of this mans meat and 2 veg!!

so my question is...WHY do men do this, does he think ive never seen one before, does he think ill wanna date him because ive never seen one like that?

he obviously didnt have much personality so thought he would use the only asset he had. Rolling Eyes
I couldn`t agree more!!

 

09.03.2007, 22:51 quote

Anonymous

twistedvoilet wrote:
DoctorBeat wrote:
I love it when girls send me pictures of their chuff, but I don't think it works the other way round does it?
Which is a shame cos I have a very handsome penis


i love that word chuff...

i dont believe you have a handsome penis, i havent met a guy yet who has



ha ha. see if the link i just sent you on my space changes your mind!! lmao

Rolling Eyes

 

10.03.2007, 03:19 quote

Anonymous

Don't get this one. Likewise for women who send pics of their intimates. Its like getting turned on to a Ferrari by looking at the sparkplugs. It could be anything.

Still, at least blokes haven't started sending pics of their bank statements yet. Yes; yet. (I'm not discounting the possibility of a woman sending me a pic of her cash card and PIN number though. All donations greatfully received...)

 

10.03.2007, 09:27 quote

DoctorBeat
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twistedvoilet wrote:
DoctorBeat wrote:
I love it when girls send me pictures of their chuff, but I don't think it works the other way round does it?
Which is a shame cos I have a very handsome penis


i love that word chuff...

i dont believe you have a handsome penis, i havent met a guy yet who has


Is that a challenge? Wink

I have seen literally thousands of willies in the 10 years I have been doing my job and I have seen some pretty miserable examples.
I've been whittling away at mine for years, and I'll have you know that it's now a finely crafted work of art.

 

10.03.2007, 10:01 quote

Anonymous

DoctorBeat wrote:
twistedvoilet wrote:
DoctorBeat wrote:
I love it when girls send me pictures of their chuff, but I don't think it works the other way round does it?
Which is a shame cos I have a very handsome penis


i love that word chuff...

i dont believe you have a handsome penis, i havent met a guy yet who has


Is that a challenge? Wink

I have seen literally thousands of willies in the 10 years I have been doing my job and I have seen some pretty miserable examples.
I've been whittling away at mine for years, and I'll have you know that it's now a finely crafted work of art.



i need to change my occupation, im obviously in th wrong job Rolling Eyes

 

10.03.2007, 10:04 quote

DoctorBeat
DoctorBeat Joined: 26 Feb 2007 Posts: 152 Location: United Kingdom, England, Birmingham
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TinkerLou wrote:
DoctorBeat wrote:
twistedvoilet wrote:
DoctorBeat wrote:
I love it when girls send me pictures of their chuff, but I don't think it works the other way round does it?
Which is a shame cos I have a very handsome penis


i love that word chuff...

i dont believe you have a handsome penis, i havent met a guy yet who has


Is that a challenge? Wink

I have seen literally thousands of willies in the 10 years I have been doing my job and I have seen some pretty miserable examples.
I've been whittling away at mine for years, and I'll have you know that it's now a finely crafted work of art.



i need to change my occupation, im obviously in th wrong job Rolling Eyes


Ok, well you just try piercing a woman who had love the night before and didn't take a shower, or a man who has knob cheese on a hot day.....
Vomit

 

10.03.2007, 10:04 quote

Cidem
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no, you're not.... trust me on this one ! Far better to select the one's you want to see rather than seeing everything ! hehe
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