Top 10 rejection lines - Women

10.You're like a brother to me - You remind me of the geek playing the banjo in "Deliverance"
9.There's a small age gap between us - I don't wanna date my dad
8. You're not my type/not attracted to you "that way" - You're the most ugly creature I've ever seen.
7. My life's too complicated right now. - I don't want you spending the night here otherwise you'll be hearing my phonecalls with the other men I'm dating
6. I've got a boyfriend - I'd rather spend time with my cat and a cuppa.
5. I don't date at work - I wouldn't date you if we were only galaxy neighbours not to speak of living in the same building.
4. It's not you, it's me - It's you.
3. I'm focussing on my career right now - Even something as boring and unsatisfactory as work is better than dating you.
2. I'm sworn to celibacy - I've sworn not to date men like you.
1. Let's just be friends. - I want you to keep you close so you can hear all about the men I'm dating/having love with. I need to get advice from a man's pointta view.

Top 10 rejection lines - Men

10.You're like a sister to me- You're ugly.
9.There's a small age gap between us - You're ugly.
7. My life's too complicated right now. - You're ugly.
6. I've got a girlfriend - You're ugly.
5. I don't date at work - You're ugly
4. It's not you, it's me - You're ugly.
3. I'm focussing on my career right now - You're ugly.
2. I'm sworn to celibacy - You're ugly.
1. Let's just be friends. - You are incredibly ugly.


True? Or should I've posted in the fun section?

*Cough* I have used one or two of those myself

All true.

Though the male reasons aren't all 'ugly' though. You're forgetting 'high maintenance'.

Also self-absorbed != independent

Charlie, how your Angels get down like that...

Another thread claiming women are smarter than men. So Albert Einstein was Really Emiline Einstein, Claudius Galen was really Cheryl Galen and Hippocrates was really Betty..

i'd date a girl who was Independent:

she could Independently do my shopping

Independently fetch me a beer from the fridge and

Independently do the washing up and not ask me

Well bliss to me this is a bunch of bullocks not all men reject women for the phisical appearance almost all but not all

sure we can

This has no relation too the topic But i just have to do it and im sorry for going off topic
But chikhai you look alot like a pornstar called castro, i just had to throw that out there!

that was some throw!

and for the sake of being cranky - i am livid at these so called humourous lines - i think they are wrong and they should be burnt along with the poster

Top 10 rejection lines

Well, I've used 10, 8, 6, 4 and 2 (in all honesty).
It is funny seeing it written like that, but its only cuz people usually don't want to hurt the interested party's feelings.
And I don't agree at all that men really mean 'you're ugly', per se.
It all just means "I'm not attracted to you". End of.
The only time i've ever been pretty spiteful cuz the guy was stalking me for goodness sake and wouldnt get the hint I told him i was going to be very busy for the next month or two...he asked me what doing and I said "Oh I'm sure I'll think of something". Mean I know....sorry.