A pic of yourself wouldn't go amiss my dear

I see you have one of them cartoony type pics in your profile.

Will you lot stop giving people false hope by saying a pic will help. I took your advice and put my pic on then was inundated with requests to take them off as they're putting people off joining the site.

lol

They aint my pics....they're of my better looking identical twin

Im not as stupid as he looks.

I cant help it alright. Its these new tablets Im on. HRT.

I just fancied growing my own tits to play with as no bugger on here will let me play with theirs.

tut, larger drinking southerners....


what you need is good man breasts....

I recommend a couple of years solid bitter drinking and NO exercise...



worked a treat for me