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18.10.2008, 22:42 quote

jeggae

craggan wrote:
jeggae wrote:
craggan wrote:
jeggae wrote:
craggan wrote:
...kept busy misleading several women as it is..another relationship just now..?..nah sooner slide down a twenty foot razor blade using my balls as brakes......


you do this from your computer?


uh huh..PC is a spectacularly good place to live life...you can have as many testicular bobsleigh events as you like,struggle a bit to compete with really accomplished liars though....practice makes perfect though,they say,certainly true of my wanking....


Sums up what women have to beware of on the net. Doesn't stop them from getting taken in though.


..exactly,I don't know how I get away with it,they beat a path to my PC screen,fucked if I am going to tell them the truth,they don't need to know I am a welfare scrounger who spends my days drinking Super Lager,chewing Elephant foreskin suppers,passing wind and making obscure gestures,that biatch ysabel is onto me though....think she works for the Feds,or possibly a Pub Spy for that fascist rag the Sunday Post....


You obviously have mental issues, but I wont help you ruin this thread. I'll leave you to your little boys games.

Enjoy Wink

 

24.10.2008, 23:54 quote

rocketgirl

I think the snaithster is using Ed as a cop out after enticing him to gorgeously strip and de-feather his bird for some delightful stuffing...tut tut tony, what will bex say when she wakes up?
While the cat's away, and all that......

 

25.10.2008, 07:45 quote

bexbex

ok, lets see if anyone is any braver a couple of weeks on.....

I want a relationship with Snaith

There, now thats not so hard is it

 

25.10.2008, 21:52 quote

bexbex

FoxyHan wrote:
i want a relationship but i just get treated like rubbish by every man i am with so my confidence has taken a massive battering i want to be happy with someone and all of that ... just dont know who


I never believed anyone when they said someone will turn up when you're not looking and least expecting. I've been on my own or in stupid relationships for so long Hannah that i forgot what it felt like to be wanted for all the right reasons....and then i found Tony.
So i will say someone will come along, baby xx

 

28.10.2008, 12:54 quote

katie6

at the moment its not realy a good time for me to be in a relationship but if something comes along then hey, you never know

 

30.10.2008, 17:27 quote

bexbex

Ok...well i'll have him then!!

Always wanted a toyboy!! lol

 

30.10.2008, 18:53 quote

bexbex

Oh to be 25 in February......oh to be 25 anytime actually!!

 

30.10.2008, 19:11 quote

bexbex

snaithman wrote:
Oh to behave. Razz


Nah!! lol

 

30.10.2008, 20:04 quote

bexbex

snaithman wrote:
Life begins at what age and what is your life?


Life begins at 40, Tony, and my life is fabulous darling

 

06.11.2008, 15:54 quote

rocketgirl

She wishes. It would be the social services, and they charge around £12 an hour.... Sad

 

06.11.2008, 15:55 quote

rocketgirl

snaithman wrote:
I have just cleaned my house and I had to pay myself with my body.
I nearly called the Police.


Now that made me laugh!

 

06.11.2008, 16:13 quote

rocketgirl

ravencolouredsky wrote:
rocketgirl wrote:
She wishes. It would be the social services, and they charge around £12 an hour.... Sad


nope you get charged based on your income.

my mum would get one free if she could be asked to fill in the paper work

and where i come from its £17.50 not £12




Still better - and for purposes of this thread - to be in a relationship and get your other half to do your housework for you. For free. Naked.
With a nice massage to finish Twisted Evil

 

07.11.2008, 19:57 quote

rocketgirl

Would I like a relationship?
Hhhhmmm, good question.
In recent days I ended a 5 yrs on/off relationship because it was going nowhere and I was fed up with just being someone to lean on in times of trouble (he is full-time carer to his mum with cancer, his dad with dementia and mildly brain-injured brother) and "we" had no quality time of our own.
I decided the only way forward for me was to break free and strike out alone....
Two days later he rang me in great distress, his brother has cancer and has weeks to live.
I couldnt exactly respond "I told you to stay out of my life" so......now I am yet again someone to lean on and phone when needing a listening ear.....
Hhhhmmm. So, still not a 'relationship' and I realise that I would be asking for trouble to try to even consider launching into another one right now......but as the OP asks if there is anyone on here that I'd be interested in a relationship with? I have to say, I would never even think that far without getting to know someone properly and in person......so? you never know who might turn up at the London daytime meet? Wink

 

09.11.2008, 10:34 quote

rocketgirl

Great stuff Harvey!
Now, PLEEEZ for your sake and Lottie's, don't let the ex send you on a guilt trip. If she does, Lottie might not appreciate the postcard, you know what I mean?
Good man, chin up, chest out. Be the man.
Go you and Lottie!!

 

09.11.2008, 12:33 quote

rocketgirl

Ace Harvey xx

 
 
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