I'll start off.

In the new Star Trek movie Kirk on 1st seeing Spock says

"Whose that pointy eared bastard then?"

Made me chuckle
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This guy is liscensed to chill, and thrill, but the opportunities to thrill are rather less than anticipated!!!!

Lord Flasheart: All right men, let's do-oo-oo it! The first thing to remember is: always treat your kite
[Flashheart taps the picture of the Sopwith Camel with his stick]
Lord Flasheart: like you treat your woman!
[Flashheart whips the air with his cane]
Lieutenant George: How, how do you mean, Sir? Do you mean, do you mean take her home at weekends to meet your mother?
Lord Flasheart: No, I mean get inside her five times a day and take her to heaven and back.

I'm having a birthday party, but you're not invited, but you can come if you want.

Arnie from Whats Eating Gilbert Grape

airplane "im fluent in jive"
coulnd get away with that these days

" ouch man, that hurt "

"yeah, that's why they call it an ass whoopin"
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petdetective

IF IM NOT BACK IN 5 MINS....WAIT LONGER LOL

Whoever makes the regulations doesn't row a boat.
(A Man for All Seasons)
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Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air.
(Jack Benny)

Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which of course in German means a whale's vagina.

aww anchor man

A man can be an artist... in anything, food, whatever. It depends on how good he is at it. Creasy's art is death... ...and he's about to paint his masterpiece

Man on Fire

I am the Supreme Being, I'm not entirely dim...

Supreme Being - Time Bandits

Lower your flags and march straight back to England, stopping at every home you pass by to beg forgiveness for a hundred years of theft, rape, and murder. Do that and your men shall live. Do it not, and every one of you will die today

The Mighty "BRAVEHEART"

"take me to bed or lose me forever" Topgun

Dark Helmet: Before you die there is something you should know about us, Lone Star.

Lone Starr: What?

Dark Helmet: I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate.

Lone Starr: What's that make us?

Dark Helmet: Absolutely nothing! Which is what you are about to become.

- Spaceballs

Professor Pharnsworth (Futurama) after his age is turned back...
"53?! Awww now I'll need a fake ID to rent Ultraporn."

Ghostly Image: It is most gratifying that your enthusiasm for our planet continues unabated. As a token of our appreciation, we hope you will enjoy the two thermonuclear missiles we've just sent to converge with your craft. To ensure ongoing quality of service, your death may be monitored for training purposes. Thank you.

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Arthur: Ford?
Ford: Yeah?
Arthur: I think I'm a sofa...
Ford: I know how you feel...
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Arthur: Normality? We can talk about normality until the cows come home.
Ford: What is normal?
Trillian: What is home?
Zaphod: What are cows?

Guess who watched the remake of Hitchhikers guide to the galaxy last night..
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