A bit self explanatory but here are a few to get you started...


"Flash, Flash I love you but we only have 14 hours to save the Earth"
Dale Arden, Flash Gorden.

"Actually it's a nightmare. I've been desperate for a shag but watching him suffer was just too much fun!"
Gail, Trainspotting.

"Give our guests five minutes to leave... or throw them overboard!"
Le Chiffre, Casino Royale.

"'S'mofo butter layin' me to da' BONE! Jackin' me up"
Jive Dude, Airplane.

"Throughout human history, we have been dependent on machines to survive. Fate, it seems, is not without a sense of irony!"
Morpheus, Matrix

"When you can't see the angles no more, you in trouble!"
Lefty, Donnie Brasco.

"Eeeeeey Yooooo Guuuuuuuuys"
Sloth, Goonies.
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It's just a shiney dick with two chairs in it, i guess we the balls just draggin the f**k along

Martin lawrence, aka marcus bernette - bad boys 1

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Mel Gibson, aka Rigs - lethal weapon 2 ( when they level the tower block )
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ill think of more when my brain is more switched on but a fav star trek one of mine is

How to deal with death is at least as important as how to deal with life.
Admiral Kirk (William Shatner) in 'Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan'

Car Rental Agent: How may I help you?

Neal: You can start by wiping that fucking dumb-ass smile off your rosey, fucking, cheeks! Then you can give me a fucking automobile: a fucking Datsun, a fucking Toyota, a fucking Mustang, a fucking Buick! Four fucking wheels and a seat!

Car Rental Agent: I really don't care for the way you're speaking to me.

Neal: And I really don't care for the way your company left me in the middle of fucking nowhere with fucking keys to a fucking car that isn't fucking there. And I really didn't care to fucking walk down a fucking highway and across a fucking runway to get back here to have you smile in my fucking face. I want a fucking car RIGHT FUCKING NOW!

Neal Page (Steve Martin) to the Car Rental Agent (Edie McClurg) in Planes, Trains, and Automobiles
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We called him Mother Superior on the account of the length of his habit - Mark Renton Trainspotting.

I think someone should just take this city and just........just flush it down the fuckin toilet - Travis Bickle Taxi Driver.

"I'm not happy Bob, not happy!"

The Invincibles
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"Always look on the bright side of life..... tetum tetumtetumtetum....."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jHPOzQzk9Qo

This is paradise,I'm tellin'ya.This town is like a great big pussy just waiting to get fucked.- Tony Montanna - Scarface.

aaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Jesters dead

bet ya can't guess which film that's from


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This coffee tastes like s**t

Thats because it is s**t Austin..

oh.. It's a bit nutty..

Austin powers
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Of the top of my head Top Gun I think Goose may say it?

Straight from my facebook...

"There's no such thing as free cable" - Jim Carrey - Cable guy
"Expect nothing, be not disappointed." Ted Danson - Becker
"Yeah... That's great." - Michael Madsen - Vengeance unlimited
"Never let a stranger in your cab, in your house or in your heart... unless he is a friend of labor. " - Jack Nicholson - Hoffa
"I am not full of virtues and noble qualities. I love. That is all. But I love strongly, exclusively and steadfastly." - Judy Davis - Impromptu
"Gary dreams about kissing someone so hard his mouth hurts. He dreams about kissing someone so soft his heart hurts, so long his neck hurts, so deep his throat hurts. Gary dreams about kissing someone so... completely that nothing hurts." Gary (dunno the actor) - The Velocity of Gary
"Anything less than mad, passionate, extraordinary love is a waste of your time." - Ione Skye - Dream for an insomniac
"We're not here to coexist, I am here to win." - Jim Caviesel - Deja Vu

And again Mr DeNiro's two quotes from Men of honour:

"The Navy Diver is not a fighting man, he is a salvage expert. If it is lost underwater, he finds it. If it's sunk, he brings it up. If it's in the way, he moves it. If he's lucky, he will die young, 200 feet beneath the waves, for that is the closest he'll ever get to being a hero."

and

"A Chief Petty Officer shall not drink. However, if he should drink he shall not get drunk. If he should get drunk, he shall not stagger. And if he should stagger, he shall not fall. And if he should fall, he will fall in such a manner as to cover up his rank so that passerbyers will think he is an officer."

And not to forget... Jack Nicholson in Few good men:

"There is nothing on this earth sexier, believe me, gentlemen, than a woman you have to salute in the morning. Promote 'em all, I say, 'cause this is true: if you haven't gotten a blowjob from a superior officer, well, you're just letting the best in life pass you by. "

and

"You wanna know the truth? You can't handle the truth!"
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For your information, Pete Townsend, at one point, almost quit The Who. And if he had, he would have ended up in this group, thus making it Dave Dee, Dozy, Beaky, Mick, Tich and Pete. And if you ask me, he should have.
Jungle Julia, Deathproof
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anyone moves and the ****** gets it


blazing saddles

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Carlin: Where's ya tool?
Baldy: What fuckin' tool?
Carlin: This fuckin' tool!

From Scum

Right Banks, you bastard! I'm the daddy now, next time, I'll fucking kill ya!

also from Scum

I've always loved you


Blues Brothers
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You have the right to remain silent, so shut the f**k up

can't remember which film that was.
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