When your team are having a nightmare season on and off the field, it's important to keep your face out of the spotlight and concentrate on football matters,maybe even practice after training.

Not Calum Elliott of Hearts F.C though

Have a look at this vid and tell me what you think

http://bebo.com/watch/6318654934

Oh dear.

before watching vid i was led to believe the lad was hetrosexual but after that showing i aint so sure

Hetrosexual........homosexual..........bisexual.........who cares? He's a crap dancer whatever his bent.......(pardon the pun).......is he any good at footie though?

no hopless im afraid. he has been labelled "the waterboy" by me and my friends after his resemblance to the simple adam sandler character.this vid wont help him i feel.

I just thought it was because hearts are sh*te.......

ok no need to rub salt into the wounds

Ah but you know me, Scott........always there to rub the salt into football wounds

we are awful - i think im gonna try and gi myself a challenge of converting at least one person on the forum into a jambo by the end of the year.do u think i can do it?

I think most people here have too much common sense


You'd have to offer something in return.......

ill try and get sum1 attached to the famous gorgie.

There's more chance.....of me becoming a Derby fan, I think