A birds bush in the hand is worth 2…..sorry, I got that wrong, didn’t I

Not a thought as such, but why doesn’t water freeze faster!? I want a large vodka and T and got no ice to put in it

Shandy is great on a hot day

(Continued from another thread......)

If women are so good at multi tasking, why are they all in the Fake Orgasms thread complaining?

If you wear a low cut top men will always talk to your boobs instead of your face

If men look at a womans boobs when talking to them, the woman is probably wearing a low cut top. Or the man is very short. Or very short sighted (and thinks he is having a conversation with bald twins)

Honesty is nearly always no good for your self esteem

Holding the National Willy Waving Championships in the Radion B factory is a really, really bad idea.

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