Did someone mention they have Brie? Why wasn't I invited?

Sounds like you need a longer quilt, one that can cover your nose and your feet at the same time.

Socks could be a solution. Although I'm not sure how you might get a sock onto your nose. Also it might be a good idea to make sure the one on your nose isn't the one that's been in your trainers all day or you might sleep a little more heavily than you intended

You can rock yourself to sleep, it's quite easy.

First get a large rock from the garden...

You can become immune to caffeine as I have. I drink so much coffee every day that people are surprised that I'm not bouncing off the walls and I have it strong, two spoonfuls of instant coffee in a mug. I now find that I can't sleep unless I have a coffee before bed, I know it sounds crazy because it's supposed to be a stimulant.

It doesn't matter what you do, your body will eventually adapt and counter the effects. That's probably why Red Bull doesn't affect you now.

For a REAL stimulant, try a brand of coffee called Rocket Fuel which is strong coffee mixed with Guarana. It's not called Rocket Fuel for nothing.

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Rocket-Strong-Instant-Coffee-Guarana/dp/B0043PVZNY?oo=0

Has anyone noticed on a beach how everyone is happy to go swimming in the sea and stand around in a wet costume but soon dive for cover if it rains?

I have still never been able to work out the logic.

Acid burns so acid rain isn't cold

Besides, when you're bright red from acid burns, you can always say it was a severe case of sunburn just to annoy everyone complaining about the wet weather.