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06.04.2011, 12:41 quote

gooddude

http://video.uk.msn.com/watch/video/multiple-lions-attack/1j4rk2izf
Found this on MSN video player....these lions are seriously pissed off with that guy...I wonder why???

 

06.04.2011, 14:56 quote

zacktelstar
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HA-HA! He was acting like he was having a lion on a Sunday morning. Not so cool now the kids are crying and you've been thrown aboot like a wet tracksuit!?


Another one. There's a bit of Brand in this, but he's right, the guy is like a journeyman football/lion manager!? Surprised Laughing

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/a46ee3c0d5/russell-brands-ponderland-the-man-who-keeps-a-lion-at-home-from-popfanuk
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06.04.2011, 15:05 quote

shere92

Ha. These idiots think that a species such as lions can be suitably contained and kept in a ring to perform 'tricks' to everyone's silly little amusement, whilst their natural habitat couldn't be any further from that. It's no wonder they will eventually bite back is it?

Humans on the ordinary level are just idiots really. You can't avoid saying that.

"Man whips lion. Lion does nothing. Man whips lion again. Lion this time attacks. Man shoots lion, because of dangerous behaviour."

Who's to blame in that situation...?

 

06.04.2011, 15:07 quote

gooddude

HAHAHAHahaha!I Wonder if that guys still alive or if his remains are still inside that cage....lol

 

06.04.2011, 17:23 quote

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gooddude wrote:
http://video.uk.msn.com/watch/video/multiple-lions-attack/1j4rk2izf
Found this on MSN video player....these lions are seriously pissed off with that guy...I wonder why???

I say, seeing the way he was moving and limping, that there had been some 'previous' and he hadn't learnt his lesson! The people in the ring must have been expecting something, because they moved so fast.

A lot of audience movement! Razz
Very distracting! Laughing
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18.04.2011, 03:51 quote

scriptwriter

Does anyone know what happened to the guy (half of a famous U.S. performing duo) who got mauled by a lion during their act the other year? I've not heard any mention of him since and I don't think he's been interviewed, for it's pretty hard to conjugate without a lower jaw...

 

18.04.2011, 10:25 quote

shystef

occupational hazard, he clearly did not take his health and safety review seriously!

I get the odd the sratch from the rabbit ( well I did, rest in peace Bilbo) but that was usually because I didnt hold him securly and he felt he was going to fall! Did I learn the hard way, hmmm yeah, support his back legs else mop up with lotion Smile

I guess some lessons are harder to learn than others.

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