If you can't dazzle 'em with brilliance, baffle 'em with bullshit

Don't eat tapas cos if it don't kill you outright it will make you very ill...

Men are strange creatures

That must be excluding you then leg, cuz all i've read lately is what a dirty old man you are

I think that reply should only happen in a pm But the answer is obviously a bit of both is best

haha, ...on a scale of 1-10 on the cute scale i'm a -20 ....dirty old bastard has always worked for me tho so i'll stick with that Don't you just hate pretending to be something your not

revenge is a dish best served cold, ice cold

People shouldn't offload their problems off onto undeserving people especially when the problem is their own fault.

Time is like sand it slips through your hands.