So whats your plans for xmas - i'm going to Ireland

Just me and my 2 girls at home. Don't know what's happening about my boys yet

Well my parents are coming down to stay with me for a few days, I cant wait, not seen them for 4 months and they've yet to see my new house.

Not sure..probably be on my own this year
Go out with my mates though, over the period.

i managed to get my vacation moved up so i'm looking forward to 2 weeks of relaxation.

'Christmas time..
show me yours, i'll show you mine..
then crack open a bottle of wine..
we can snog by the fire..
have a shag under the tree..
its time to rejoice..
because now i'm happy...'


'its time for giving..
and time for recieving..
but please..no fisting..
i dont like the bleeding..
should we use some lube now..
its been a while since we started..
sorry 'bout the smell there..
ate sprouts and just farted...'

'xmas time..
pour me some more wine..
then lets get down..
to doing a 69..
god i love this season..
its full of joy..
thank god i met you..
i'm such a lucky boy..'

....back to UK for xmas to see my Family and other animals......

69 69 69 aka 58346.. or if ur into physics (e = MC likes my pie squared ) ........is coming to mine on monday to spend christmas in scottie land

right Mr M ....................... waiting for the punchline

I may be spending xmas with my ex boyfriend and his family.

If for some reason I can't, I guess i'll be spending xmas alone. Again.