Believe nothing you hear, and only half of what you see

it would be nice to have robot do ur cooking
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The memories Remain, static.

never leave the house if you have the shits

never shove a ferret down your trousers

stop thinking about doing it, just do it

Beware of any entertainment experience described as "Zany"

Enjoy watching things in slow motion

be tactful and lie?

live as if there is no tomorrow
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The memories Remain, static.

Live and let live

live and let die.. sorry i couldnt resist

The more you learn, the more you know
The more you know, the more you forget
The more you forget, the less you know
So...why learn.
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The memories Remain, static.

Don't forget to inhale again after you exhale.

Smile at a stranger, you might make their day a little brighter

life was bitch, and she just got promoted, Queen bitch!
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The memories Remain, static.