could have at least offered a hobnob

chocolate no w!!!

someone give her chocolate before she explodes!

am goin to the shop to buy a big fat bar of chocky an am gonna eat it all when kids are in bed!!!who needs men

i know the horrible creatures !

a would rather binge on chocolate than find any offer on here appealing so far

Well i don't have smelly feet, does that mean im in with a chance? before you answer that let me get a bucket of water to put the flames out

but your a heavy drinker from what your posts say

sure i like a drink on a friday or saturday night as most people do, ..dont booze during the week though

ok i see there is a glimmer of hope then...

really? should i start working on my dating etiquette then, am a bit rusty, ...now scratching ya bum in public, ..thats a no right?

an farting anywhere but the toilet leaving loo seat up not shaving being tight i am picky remember;....

well thats a lot to live up to Helen!, you could always use post-it-notes though ...do you nag?