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18.12.2006, 21:46 quote

loubylou

now how could any woman resist that helfer i dont like white chocolate told ya i was picky... Razz

 

18.12.2006, 21:54 quote

Anonymous

Would you say you were high maintenance ? ..for lack of a better word?

 

18.12.2006, 22:00 quote

Anonymous

Razz ...Too flippin right! not any of your Netto shi,ite y,know! i have been known to stretch to an M&S Dark Chocolate Digestive.... Wink

 

18.12.2006, 22:37 quote

funnyrob25
funnyrob25 Joined: 13 Nov 2006 Posts: 1373 Location: United Kingdom, England, Tyne and Wear
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i think i know the big problem with the toilet seat thing is and correct if im wrong ladies say a man goes to the toilet and leaves the seat up and during the night a woman goes to the toilet and forgets to put the light on and just sits down she could seriously hurt herself or almost fall in
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its official got the call back today ladies you have three months or im becoming a monk

 

18.12.2006, 23:23 quote

Anonymous

funnyrob25 wrote:
i think i know the big problem with the toilet seat thing is and correct if im wrong ladies say a man goes to the toilet and leaves the seat up and during the night a woman goes to the toilet and forgets to put the light on and just sits down she could seriously hurt herself or almost fall in

absolutely fcuking right Rob! i just don't understand why it's so difficult for you guys to remember. how about it guys, any explainations?

 

18.12.2006, 23:38 quote

Anonymous

Put the bloody light on then!

 

18.12.2006, 23:45 quote

Anonymous

Razz ...Dont the Japanese do a Glow in the Dark seat....?¿? Wink

 

19.12.2006, 03:05 quote

Anonymous

oh my god ......... toilet seats!

Good flirting guys! Rolling Eyes

 

19.12.2006, 06:13 quote

HarpoID
HarpoID Joined: 14 Dec 2006 Posts: 218 Location: United Kingdom, England, London
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loubylou wrote:
an farting anywhere but the toilet leaving loo seat up not shaving being tight i am picky remember;....



not shaving?

*strokes beard*


That's me disqualified then Sad

 

19.12.2006, 07:54 quote

Anonymous

kinghelfer wrote:
Redsback wrote:
kinghelfer wrote:
kinghelfer wrote:
Razz ...I,ll be in Leeds over xmas, let me know if you fancy a cuppa and a shortbread finger............ Wink


Razz ....so it was a "NO" was it...?¿? just no pleasing some people........ Wink

lol Laughing

are you the one waving in your pic Helfer?


Razz ...i thought with this sort of thing if there was more than you in the pic you had to have a mate who was not as attractive as you, and god forbid they were - you blacked out their face......so try again........ Wink

Damn!! And i thought the one waving was cute Wink

 

19.12.2006, 07:55 quote

Anonymous

kinghelfer wrote:
Redsback wrote:
loubylou wrote:
flippin shortbread fingers indeedy Evil or Very Mad

I love shortbread fingers Laughing


Razz ...a whole pack could be yours baby...... Twisted Evil

Make it the M&S white choc ones and I may consider the cuppa too Wink

 

19.12.2006, 07:56 quote

Anonymous

funnyrob25 wrote:
i think i know the big problem with the toilet seat thing is and correct if im wrong ladies say a man goes to the toilet and leaves the seat up and during the night a woman goes to the toilet and forgets to put the light on and just sits down she could seriously hurt herself or almost fall in

This is true and incredibly thoughtful of you Rob, but I still can't see the problem of it being left up.... provided the guy wipes any stray droplets up!

 

19.12.2006, 09:37 quote

Anonymous

lovecat2 wrote:
funnyrob25 wrote:
i think i know the big problem with the toilet seat thing is and correct if im wrong ladies say a man goes to the toilet and leaves the seat up and during the night a woman goes to the toilet and forgets to put the light on and just sits down she could seriously hurt herself or almost fall in

absolutely fcuking right Rob! i just don't understand why it's so difficult for you guys to remember. how about it guys, any explainations?


How can women forget to turn the light on ??..anyone who's that absent minded deserves what they get Surprised although we've all been desperate once or twice.

It doesn't bother me though I'd put the seat down, But is puzzling why women seem to think its a divine law that it has to be down, and men are being unreasonable if its left up.

 

19.12.2006, 12:42 quote

mmm42
mmm42 Joined: 27 Jul 2006 Posts: 7 Location: United Kingdom, England, Cumbria
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Jeggea,

May be it's a life thing? Mine's been like a toilet in the past but I'm not ready to close the lid on it yet. My son is six and he's got it off to a fine art already (good lad), mind you he never got it from me. Keep the lid on the germs I say.

 

19.12.2006, 12:52 quote

Anonymous

mmm42 wrote:
Jeggea,

May be it's a life thing? Mine's been like a toilet in the past but I'm not ready to close the lid on it yet. My son is six and he's got it off to a fine art already (good lad), mind you he never got it from me. Keep the lid on the germs I say.

my 2 lads are 6 and 8. They can't put the lid up on my loo (not unless they want they're willies chopped off as it comes crashing down!!) and the amount of times i've sat on a wet loo seat! eeeeewwww!!! I'd rather they left the loo seat up (if they could) Confused

*For those that have noted in a previous message that i don't have any males in my household, my lads live with their dad.

 
 
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