am goin to the shop to buy a big fat bar of chocky an am gonna eat it all when kids are in bed!!!who needs men

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its official got the call back today ladies you have three months or im becoming a monk

i know the horrible creatures !

a would rather binge on chocolate than find any offer on here appealing so far

Well i don't have smelly feet, does that mean im in with a chance? before you answer that let me get a bucket of water to put the flames out

but your a heavy drinker from what your posts say

sure i like a drink on a friday or saturday night as most people do, ..dont booze during the week though

ok i see there is a glimmer of hope then...

really? should i start working on my dating etiquette then, am a bit rusty, ...now scratching ya bum in public, ..thats a no right?

an farting anywhere but the toilet leaving loo seat up not shaving being tight i am picky remember;....

well thats a lot to live up to Helen!, you could always use post-it-notes though ...do you nag?

only when i know they arent right for me and its a real good sign its nearing the end,if a got to nag as u say then they not right for me

so the rest of the time you don't nag then? well thats good cos my ex did it all the time

thats why she an ex huh?