Oh Stoney. The more I read of this snakeoil shite you keep posting the more I think your future lies in cable ties and chloroform.

Despite what you might have read; desperation is not an aphrodisiac.

Despite what you might have read; desperation is not an aphrodisiac.[/quote]

Very true.

Greystone I admire your willingness to looks for these ideas

But if some twats did this me (and I call them twats cos that is what they would be to actually try this) as soon as he touched me I would go ape.

even if he was a Brad Pitt lookalike

it is just so very wrong

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I bet you're beating them off with a shitty stick, Stoney?

Thought not.

As you're a Big Issue magnate, why don't you use some of your capital to get a good whore and loosen up a little. Maybe then you won't come across as someone you wouldn't use the same towel after.

Really, this shit doesn't endear yourself to the opposite love. It's the M.O. someone who has a Transit with a sump plug fitted in the rear floor.

Seek help mate. You're an embarassment to the gender. No wonder half of the women on here are scared shitless of meeting blokes when they read this kind of trash.

I wish I could come up with replies like 8Legs!!!!! However years of self inflicted abuse has made my mind dull.

Anyway back on topic...I just can't believe these techniques they are so decepetive "talk shit to a woman you, know the kind of inane crap they like to talk about, then changes the subject, reel her in and you will be fucking by nightime" That is what I read every time Stoney posts another one. Except in my reality they don't work.