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19.07.2007, 10:29 quote

Greystone
Greystone Joined: 28 Mar 2007 Posts: 431 Location: United Kingdom, England, London
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I recently read about this technique on another site. This technique requires you take along a good wingman or two. It can be used at most busy places from shopping malls, high streets to festivals.

You first select a woman from the crowd then you and your wingman follow her and you approach and open with a statement like this:
"OMG, OMG, OMG, There is something I have to ask you"
Drop to one knee.
"Will you marry me?" Hold out a ring.
Wing dives in at this point... "OMG OMG OMG I'm a priest! Let me conduct the wedding"
Wing grabs all of the onlookers and pulls them away. "You can all be witnesses"
Then grab your target by the arm, and place it in yours.
The Priest begins the ceremony.
"Do you (your name) take this Whats your name? ..."
You say "I do"
Then he asks the woman the same thing. Don't wait for a response. The wing cuts in with you may now kiss the bride.
Extend your cheek for her to kiss.
Then priest takes a Photo of you both kissing with a camera phone.
Then turn to your "wife", chat a bit of rubbish about how fun that was, maybe hug a bit. Then ask if she wants you to MMS the photo to her? If she says no... say OMG come on these are our wedding photos!
Then simply collect her phone number!

Here is a video clip of this tactic in use in London's Leicester Square: Click here

 

19.07.2007, 10:41 quote

Hugglies
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Stoney Stoney Stoney Stoney Stoney


I dunno how wise it would be to go up a 'grab' a complete stranger

You might end up getting a wack round the head from the ladies handbang....

I wouldn't take to kindly to being manhandled in the street by complete strangers!.....the fact that there was more than one would also be a bit intimidating me thinks....
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19.07.2007, 10:45 quote

Greystone
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Hugglies wrote:
Stoney Stoney Stoney Stoney Stoney
I dunno how wise it would be to go up a 'grab' a complete stranger
It was not my idea though. I just thought it sounded interesting.

 

19.07.2007, 12:14 quote

Anonymous

Oh Stoney. The more I read of this snakeoil shite you keep posting the more I think your future lies in cable ties and chloroform.

Despite what you might have read; desperation is not an aphrodisiac.

 

19.07.2007, 12:16 quote

Anonymous

Despite what you might have read; desperation is not an aphrodisiac.[/quote]

Very true.

 

19.07.2007, 12:53 quote

Anonymous

chikhai wrote:
Oh Stoney. The more I read of this snakeoil shite you keep posting the more I think your future lies in cable ties and chloroform.

Despite what you might have read; desperation is not an aphrodisiac.


Hear hear. And, for the ladies, would this work on you? Bloody wouldn't work on me, I'd smack 'em one.
There is NO technique to 'win a lady'. All you need is a brain and a personality and the ability to think for yourself.
If you don't possess these, then buy an expensive car, a Rolex and hang about near Wetherspoons/any other place that attracts women who think Blue WKD is classy. (best bit about Blue WKD is you can't see the Rohypnol when it dissolves)

 

19.07.2007, 12:56 quote

CavalierLady
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Quote:
hang about near Wetherspoons/any other place that attracts women who think Blue WKD is classy. (best bit about Blue WKD is you can't see the Rohypnol when it dissolves)


OMG!!! thats where I met my ex... why didnt i read this forum 4+years ago to know to stay away from the evil place! *grin*

 

19.07.2007, 12:59 quote

Anonymous

CavalierLady wrote:
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hang about near Wetherspoons/any other place that attracts women who think Blue WKD is classy. (best bit about Blue WKD is you can't see the Rohypnol when it dissolves)


OMG!!! thats where I met my ex... why didnt i read this forum 4+years ago to know to stay away from the evil place! *grin*


I do hope you weren't drinking Blue WKD, madam. Wink

 

19.07.2007, 13:01 quote

CavalierLady
CavalierLady Joined: 18 Jul 2007 Posts: 53 Location: United Kingdom, England, Gloucestershire
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8legs wrote:
CavalierLady wrote:
Quote:
hang about near Wetherspoons/any other place that attracts women who think Blue WKD is classy. (best bit about Blue WKD is you can't see the Rohypnol when it dissolves)


OMG!!! thats where I met my ex... why didnt i read this forum 4+years ago to know to stay away from the evil place! *grin*


I do hope you weren't drinking Blue WKD, madam. Wink



Um.... probably.... nothing classy about it though... just easier to keep your thumb over the neck of the bottle Smile so no rohypnol there.. almost wish i could use that exuse Surprised

 

19.07.2007, 14:03 quote

Bliss23
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Well if the bloke is really cute... It can at least be fuhnee. Very Happy
If he ain't cute you can always break his legs. Twisted Evil Twisted Evil Twisted Evil Twisted Evil Dare on, mates, dare on! Very Happy

 

19.07.2007, 16:16 quote

pasleptsiekare

Yeah.....................

In Nottingham that would get you shot Laughing


Or at least a slap. Rolling Eyes

 

19.07.2007, 17:20 quote

Johna66
Johna66 Joined: 30 Jun 2007 Posts: 283 Location: United Kingdom, England, Lancashire
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slap? Perk Wink

Nah i agree though you just do not go up and grab a complete stranger in the street yer face might not be able to handle the consequences

 

19.07.2007, 20:31 quote

Greystone
Greystone Joined: 28 Mar 2007 Posts: 431 Location: United Kingdom, England, London
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I am posting again the link to the video of this tactic being used by two men in London's Leicester Square: Click here

It worked for those two men. But I know it most likely wouldn't work for most men.

 

19.07.2007, 21:32 quote

Anonymous

Greystone wrote:

It worked for those two men. But I know it most likely wouldn't work for most men.


Can you say setup? Let me guess, theres a book/dvd they want you to buy to learn how to do the technique?

These things are bollocks, if ya want to pull a girl just try saying hello and going from there damnit. All of these sodding 'instant' success techniques just make peeps look like complete wankers, and the guys who perpetrate them should be lined up and shot.

But i pity more the silly pricks who actually pay attention to it, because when they inevitably get told to fuck off it just makes em feel like shit.

Sorry, pet hate Very Happy Normal nice me will now resume

 

20.07.2007, 08:51 quote

samatron
samatron Joined: 24 May 2007 Posts: 219 Location: United Kingdom, England, Greater Manchester
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Wow, Greystone!
You're really getting sucked into the whole seedy pickup scene!
The only one of those fellas that talks any sense is David DeAngelo.
He's more interested in you developing your mind to be a solid confident person as opposed to all that manipulative shit that only works on desperate slappers.
The pickup scene is going to die very soon anyway, because Mystery's got his reality TV show starting on VH1 in August. No more sarging for you!

 
 
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