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19.07.2007, 13:14 quote

Anonymous

Oh Stoney. The more I read of this snakeoil shite you keep posting the more I think your future lies in cable ties and chloroform.

Despite what you might have read; desperation is not an aphrodisiac.

 

19.07.2007, 13:16 quote

Anonymous

Despite what you might have read; desperation is not an aphrodisiac.[/quote]

Very true.

 

19.07.2007, 13:53 quote

Anonymous

chikhai wrote:
Oh Stoney. The more I read of this snakeoil shite you keep posting the more I think your future lies in cable ties and chloroform.

Despite what you might have read; desperation is not an aphrodisiac.


Hear hear. And, for the ladies, would this work on you? Bloody wouldn't work on me, I'd smack 'em one.
There is NO technique to 'win a lady'. All you need is a brain and a personality and the ability to think for yourself.
If you don't possess these, then buy an expensive car, a Rolex and hang about near Wetherspoons/any other place that attracts women who think Blue WKD is classy. (best bit about Blue WKD is you can't see the Rohypnol when it dissolves)

 

19.07.2007, 13:59 quote

Anonymous

CavalierLady wrote:
Quote:
hang about near Wetherspoons/any other place that attracts women who think Blue WKD is classy. (best bit about Blue WKD is you can't see the Rohypnol when it dissolves)


OMG!!! thats where I met my ex... why didnt i read this forum 4+years ago to know to stay away from the evil place! *grin*


I do hope you weren't drinking Blue WKD, madam. Wink

 

19.07.2007, 22:32 quote

Anonymous

Greystone wrote:

It worked for those two men. But I know it most likely wouldn't work for most men.


Can you say setup? Let me guess, theres a book/dvd they want you to buy to learn how to do the technique?

These things are bollocks, if ya want to pull a girl just try saying hello and going from there damnit. All of these sodding 'instant' success techniques just make peeps look like complete wankers, and the guys who perpetrate them should be lined up and shot.

But i pity more the silly pricks who actually pay attention to it, because when they inevitably get told to marry off it just makes em feel like shit.

Sorry, pet hate Very Happy Normal nice me will now resume

 

20.07.2007, 19:38 quote

Anonymous

Greystone I admire your willingness to looks for these ideas

But if some twats did this me (and I call them twats cos that is what they would be to actually try this) as soon as he touched me I would go ape.

even if he was a Brad Pitt lookalike

it is just so very wrong

 

21.07.2007, 21:52 quote

Anonymous

[quote="Greystone"]

Krian wrote:
Greystone wrote:
Can you say setup? Let me guess, theres a book/dvd they want you to buy to learn how to do the technique?
I have met some of the guys off TheLSS and they really do have a high success rate with women. That marriage opener was just a suggestion on the forum there. It is not a taught technique. TheLSS is just a pick up forum it is not allied to any training companies.


It doesn't stop them and you being total creepy weirdos who have so little personality that they have to attempt to rely on such bollocks.
Can you not see a thing wrong with your supposed "TECHNIQUES"?

 

21.07.2007, 22:27 quote

Anonymous

Greystone wrote:
8legs wrote:
Can you not see a thing wrong with your supposed "TECHNIQUES"?
The marriage opener is just one technique. The others are all different. Like the opinion opener which is more widely used. In that technique a man goes up to a woman and say; "Excuse me but I need a quick female opinion on something...........then add a comment like; "do you think that pink shirts on men look gay?" "who do you think lies the most men or women?" "My friend has just started with a new girlfriend but is still friends with his ex. His new girl wants him to break off all contact with her, what should he do?" etc.

After she has replied you then change the subject and try to keep her talking.


Sorry Greystone, but it should NEVER be that hard to talk to someone. You shouldn't need techniques on how to make conversation. And these supposed gurus are just money-grabbing eejits. Don't lump yourself in with that sort.

 

21.07.2007, 22:34 quote

Anonymous

I bet you're beating them off with a shitty stick, Stoney?

Thought not.

As you're a Big Issue magnate, why don't you use some of your capital to get a good whore and loosen up a little. Maybe then you won't come across as someone you wouldn't use the same towel after.

Really, this shit doesn't endear yourself to the opposite love. It's the M.O. someone who has a Transit with a sump plug fitted in the rear floor.

Seek help mate. You're an embarassment to the gender. No wonder half of the women on here are scared shitless of meeting blokes when they read this kind of trash.

 

21.07.2007, 22:36 quote

Anonymous

almostpurrrfect wrote:
Don't lump yourself in with that sort.


I rather fear that you're too late. Looks like it's Rohypnol time or sitting, crying and wanking into a sock for life whilst Mother bangs on the ceiling shouting, "NORMAN??"

 

21.07.2007, 22:38 quote

Anonymous

chikhai wrote:
I bet you're beating them off with a shitty stick, Stoney?

Thought not.

As you're a Big Issue magnate, why don't you use some of your capital to get a good whore and loosen up a little. Maybe then you won't come across as someone you wouldn't use the same towel after.

Really, this shit doesn't endear yourself to the opposite love. It's the M.O. someone who has a Transit with a sump plug fitted in the rear floor.

Seek help mate. You're an embarassment to the gender. No wonder half of the women on here are scared shitless of meeting blokes when they read this kind of trash.


You get my vote. Again. Well said that man.

 

21.07.2007, 22:38 quote

Anonymous

8legs wrote:
almostpurrrfect wrote:
Don't lump yourself in with that sort.


I rather fear that you're too late. Looks like it's Rohypnol time or sitting, crying and wanking into a sock for life whilst Mother bangs on the ceiling shouting, "NORMAN??"


Omg... I just snorted lmao

 

21.07.2007, 22:52 quote

Anonymous

8legs wrote:
almostpurrrfect wrote:
Don't lump yourself in with that sort.


I rather fear that you're too late. Looks like it's Rohypnol time or sitting, crying and wanking into a sock for life whilst Mother bangs on the ceiling shouting, "NORMAN??"


 

22.07.2007, 16:05 quote

Anonymous

I wish I could come up with replies like 8Legs!!!!! However years of self inflicted abuse has made my mind dull.

Anyway back on topic...I just can't believe these techniques they are so decepetive "talk shit to a woman you, know the kind of inane crap they like to talk about, then changes the subject, reel her in and you will be fucking by nightime" That is what I read every time Stoney posts another one. Except in my reality they don't work.

 

22.07.2007, 16:30 quote

Anonymous

Bams wrote:
I wish I could come up with replies like 8Legs!!!!! However years of self inflicted abuse has made my mind dull.

Anyway back on topic...I just can't believe these techniques they are so decepetive "talk shit to a woman you, know the kind of inane crap they like to talk about, then changes the subject, reel her in and you will be fucking by nightime" That is what I read every time Stoney posts another one. Except in my reality they don't work.


Well, thanks Bams

And, back on topic, IF they worked then why's he still here drivelling about them? Where are all these drop-dead gorgeous chicks? Apart from chloroformed and hacked up in bits in his freezer...

 
 
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