ask him if he wants to buy a hippo called george

give her a twinky (iv always wanted to try a twinky they are always eating them on tv)

ask him if he wants some candy theres lots left over from halloween

well i didnt wanna say anything but you are looking a bit tubby round the old mid section hehe, accept the hug and swing him round in circles until he gets dizzy

play snap with her, i am the snap champion

tell her if she dont know snap we could always play boggle

buy him a curly wurly and if hes realy good maybe even a wispa

tell them i would join in but i dont know 5 card brag snap is much simpler

make him a brew and give him some chocolate hob nobs

i would say hi n shake his hand

i would big him up on his taste in art

share my pepperoni pizza with him i cant eat it all way too much for me, enjoy!

bake her a cake, and yes its ment to be chewy and slimey, im a good cook damn it!

tell him he now has a friend to play with we call him uncle dishrag