turn the colour on his shirt down....

grab my camera to take a snap of him in his diving gear

lol slap her bum with my flipper...then play a romantic tune through my snorkel....

lol secretly enjoy the slap but fill the snorkle tube with water for being so cheesy

hey nothing wrong with a bit of cheese..if its in the wrong place...

blow through my snorkle and soak her...erm that could sound kinda rude, sorry.

I'd laugh for that comment.

Lmao ok not laughed this much in ages.

As for laura yet again id go out on a big piss up with her. watch out guys

I would definately buy the first round!

let her buy the first round, wont find an arguement from me on that score.

Smile...(i can't think of anything else )

I cant smile, my lips are glued together with super glue. I was mending the mouth peice on my flute but didn't give the glue long enough to set before playing it.

I usually play it with my arse as a novetly trick, good job I didn't that day else I would have been in the shit...or not as the case maybe.

Oopsie.

Tell her im too young for her

Tell him it suits me!

^^ tells him "nothing watchin the room drinking a bud! hold on theres someone at the door....

hello?