Tell him to ask Louise out

Tell her that butterfly is making me dizzy

ask her is that a bagpuss in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?

Film him at the dance class and upload the video to youtube

send out a search party for him as nobody has seen him since he drank all the port.

Go cycling with him....if he still goes that is...

ask him if he is crouching down beside a car in that pic?

get him a cupof tea, he looks a bit freaked out.

Tell her she is looking just fabulous in recent months....love obviously agrees with her

ask how that photo of flowers got approved when the photo rules state only pics of yourself. Has the boss started allowing any old pics now?

Nod and agree, adding that she might attract a few bees though

Ask her what she thinks she has to apologize for??

tell her i found it funny

Tell her yeah, mine is an irish whisky with ice