• 1.That dress would look great on the floor next to my bed.
• 2. If I could change the alphabet, I would put U and I together
• 3.Just call me milk, I'll do your body good
• 4.Your name must be Daisy, because I have the incredible urge to plant you right here!
• 5.What do you like for breakfast?
• 6.You must be from Pearl Harbor, cause baby you're the Bomb
• 7.Your body's name must be visa, because it's everywhere I want to be
• 8.I may not be Fred Flinstone, but I bet I can make your Bed Rock
• 9.Why don't you come over here, sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?
• 10.Is that Windex? Because I can see myself in your pants.
• 11.If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon.
• 12.Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
• 13.If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous 14.Wanna play house? you be the screen door and I'll slam you all night long
• 15.If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
• good on you.
• 16.I'd look good on you.
• 17.love is a killer...want to die happy?
• 18.I love every bone in your body - especially mine.
• 19.My face is leaving in 10 minutes. Be on it.
• 20.Should I call you in the morning or nudge you?
• 21.I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?
• 22.marry me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Gretchen?
• 23.I'm Irish. Do you have any Irish in you? Would you like some?
• 24.Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
• 25.Do I know you from somewhere, because I don't recognize you with your clothes on?
• 26.Your legs must be tired because you've been running through my mind all night.
• 27.If your right leg was Christmas and your left leg was Easter, would you let me spend some time up between the holidays?
• 28.Do you have a mirror in your pocket? (Why?) 'Cause I could see myself in your pants.
• 29.If your right leg was Christmas and your left leg was Easter, would you let me spend some time up between the holidays?
30.Hold out two fingers and say: "Why should a women masturbate with these two fingers?" (I don't know.) "'Cause they're mine sweetheart."

The following have been said to me:

1.That dress would look great on the floor next to my bed.
2. If I could change the alphabet, I would put U and I together
5.What do you like for breakfast?
23.I'm Irish. Do you have any Irish in you? Would you like some?
24.Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.

well i'd have to say that if it was me or one of my mates that had that said to them he'd be going home nursing a broken nose.

a while back i was in a club and i was talking to this guy and his mate came up to me and bold as brass says to me, "hiya whore!" i honestly thought i had misheard so i asked him did u just call me whore to which he replied with a smile on his face "yep" i punched him, once, on the nose and he was thrown out. the guy i was talking to found me at the end of the night to inform me that i had broken his mates nose. i smiled and said, well i had the desired effect then.

why do men act like complete assholes??!!!

"Hiya Whore"???

How could that work? Ever?



Are you sure he just didnt have some form of speech impediment as was trying to say "Hi, ya oughta come for a drink with me sometime?"

No, didn't think so. Sounds like he got what he deserved anyway. His mate probably still gives him grief about it, i'd never let one of my mates live it down.

well when i actually got outside the club he was still there with his mate.... and holding his bloody nose all he said to me was "i'm gonna pan you out!" so i made a run at him and he fled lmfao

The funniest one I have had is "Would you like to go halfers on a B*****d". At my age!!!!!

ugh some guy from a carnival said that to me when i was like 13/14 dirty fecker!

hmm...might give that a new zealand spin and try it out....

haha kiddin.

the guy messaged me and said, after u see my pic on yahoo you will want me...... i checked pic out and replied "thats a hell of a way trying to pick up someone by showing a big dick!!, later have a good life"

is this seat empty?

yes and if you sit there this one will be empty too!

lol, my mum got a card with chat up line replies but i can only remember one.
Do you come here often?
yes to get away from guys like you it works too lol

i've heard some really shocking ones from my male friends, even my dad is bad, he walks up to a women then rubs his face and says "i've cleared a space for you", i was shocked lol, he gets a slap most of the time

ok here goes guys if you want the ultimate chat up line it's this
"If I were to ask you for love, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question? "

There's a party at your ankles... why don't you invite your pants down?

Do you know the difference between a blow job and a big mac? No! You wanna' have lunch tomorrow?

Excuse me, miss, do you give head to strangers? No. Well, then, allow me to introduce myself.

Lets play army man, i'll lay down u blow the hell outta me!

Any chat up lines are bad.


But there are some you just have to laugh at.