• 1.That dress would look great on the floor next to my bed.
• 2. If I could change the alphabet, I would put U and I together
• 3.Just call me milk, I'll do your body good
• 4.Your name must be Daisy, because I have the incredible urge to plant you right here!
• 5.What do you like for breakfast?
• 6.You must be from Pearl Harbor, cause baby you're the Bomb
• 7.Your body's name must be visa, because it's everywhere I want to be
• 8.I may not be Fred Flinstone, but I bet I can make your Bed Rock
• 9.Why don't you come over here, sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?
• 10.Is that Windex? Because I can see myself in your pants.
• 11.If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon.
• 12.Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
• 13.If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous 14.Wanna play house? you be the screen door and I'll slam you all night long
• 15.If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
• good on you.
• 16.I'd look good on you.
• 17.Sex is a killer...want to die happy?
• 18.I love every bone in your body - especially mine.
• 19.My face is leaving in 10 minutes. Be on it.
• 20.Should I call you in the morning or nudge you?
• 21.I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?
• 22.Fuck me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Gretchen?
• 23.I'm Irish. Do you have any Irish in you? Would you like some?
• 24.Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
• 25.Do I know you from somewhere, because I don't recognize you with your clothes on?
• 26.Your legs must be tired because you've been running through my mind all night.
• 27.If your right leg was Christmas and your left leg was Easter, would you let me spend some time up between the holidays?
• 28.Do you have a mirror in your pocket? (Why?) 'Cause I could see myself in your pants.
• 29.If your right leg was Christmas and your left leg was Easter, would you let me spend some time up between the holidays?
30.Hold out two fingers and say: "Why should a women masturbate with these two fingers?" (I don't know.) "'Cause they're mine sweetheart."

The following have been said to me:

1.That dress would look great on the floor next to my bed.
2. If I could change the alphabet, I would put U and I together
5.What do you like for breakfast?
23.I'm Irish. Do you have any Irish in you? Would you like some?
24.Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.

I was laughing my arse off just now, reading these... If a bloke ever tried any of those pick-up lines on me, i'd have to leave the conversation immediately

So this is where i've been going wrong all these years, thanks for the great lines, I can't wait to go try em............ maybe not.
I used to be in the army n when we were out on the lash we used most of them ( only for a laugh tho), and you would be amazed how often they actually worked, yeah they would laugh in your face first, but at least you've broke the ice. however one of my mates used a very offensive one once, no ice was broken but a bottle was..... over his haed, funny tho

go on then, let's hear it

I've often heard of "friends of friends" whose pick-up technique is basically to walk round a crowded pub or club, asking women "will you f**k me tonight?", starting with the most attractive and working his way down, and I've been told that, slapped faces (and broken bottles LOL) aside, it usually works eventually...

Does anyone know for a fact someone who tried this, and whether it did work? Not that I'm going to try it myself - I have the balls but not the disrespect LOL

the line he used (this was my mate not me just to be clear bout that), he went up to 2 girls, one was quite nice the other was forgive me for saying, a bit more than plump, he looked at the bigger 1 and asked her if she wanted to dance, she looked very happy to and said YES, his reply was "well fcuk off then so i can talk to your mate!". no wonder he got the bottle. it was funny tho.

well i'd have to say that if it was me or one of my mates that had that said to them he'd be going home nursing a broken nose.

a while back i was in a club and i was talking to this guy and his mate came up to me and bold as brass says to me, "hiya whore!" i honestly thought i had misheard so i asked him did u just call me whore to which he replied with a smile on his face "yep" i punched him, once, on the nose and he was thrown out. the guy i was talking to found me at the end of the night to inform me that i had broken his mates nose. i smiled and said, well i had the desired effect then.

why do men act like complete assholes??!!!

"Hiya Whore"???

How could that work? Ever?



Are you sure he just didnt have some form of speech impediment as was trying to say "Hi, ya oughta come for a drink with me sometime?"

No, didn't think so. Sounds like he got what he deserved anyway. His mate probably still gives him grief about it, i'd never let one of my mates live it down.

well when i actually got outside the club he was still there with his mate.... and holding his bloody nose all he said to me was "i'm gonna pan you out!" so i made a run at him and he fled lmfao

I have to say I don't blame you for the nose job, I hope none of you think I was on my mates side when he did that. However it was still funny to see him get dropped by a woman tho, we we're both still in the army and to see him (don't forget squaddie's think they're undropable, lmao)

The funniest one I have had is "Would you like to go halfers on a B*****d". At my age!!!!!

ugh some guy from a carnival said that to me when i was like 13/14 dirty fecker!

The worst chat up line I knew that worked (not used by me) was a friend of mine who said to a lady "I'd like to kiss you, but I'd have to do it the Australian way". The girl obviously turned around and said "hows that", to which he replied "well, it's like a french kiss, but down under"