i dont think i have ever used a chat up line.... i usually just start talking to someone. and if by the end of the night they don't cotton on to the fact that i am attracted to them i will either bash them over the head with my club and drag them back to my cave a la cavewoman extraordinaire or just tell them, i fancy you, followed by, you're coming home with me.

ha

fancy coming back to see my record collection?...hahaha old ones are the best! hehe

A reply to an old chat up line
" How do you like your eggs in the morning?"
Unfertilised thanks!

tried the "whats the difference between a big mac & a blow job" one a few times at the weekend.

we have a taker!!!!!!!!!!!

an dtagann sibh anseo go minic??

seo fiche cent, glaoch ar do mhamai agus abair leithi nach bhfuil tu ag teacht abhaile anocht.

si' sios ar mo mbheal agus caint me is gra liom tusa!

these are stolen from my mate.

cheers priapism