hmm...might give that a new zealand spin and try it out....

haha kiddin.

the guy messaged me and said, after u see my pic on yahoo you will want me...... i checked pic out and replied "thats a hell of a way trying to pick up someone by showing a big dick!!, later have a good life"

A taxi driver I was mates with told me once how he and his mates picked up girls.

1 would pretend to be an enamoured fan
1 would be pretend to be a famous person
2 others would pretend to be bodyguards.

The "anamoured fan" would approach a good looking girl and tell her that such and such a body was in the venue and start off on how famous and rich and blah and blah they were, then they would get them "introduced" etc etc.

He said it normally worked every time, sounds like a lot of work for a lay to me LOL

I've never used a pick-up line before, but I was in a bar once when a guy did once, he made his approach, hit the line, and was promptly floored by her boy friend who was sat next to her LMFAO.

Was magic.

girl, you must be a speeding ticket coz you got FINE written all over you.
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is this seat empty?

yes and if you sit there this one will be empty too!

lol, my mum got a card with chat up line replies but i can only remember one.
Do you come here often?
yes to get away from guys like you it works too lol

i've heard some really shocking ones from my male friends, even my dad is bad, he walks up to a women then rubs his face and says "i've cleared a space for you", i was shocked lol, he gets a slap most of the time

ok here goes guys if you want the ultimate chat up line it's this
"If I were to ask you for love, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question? "

There's a party at your ankles... why don't you invite your pants down?

Do you know the difference between a blow job and a big mac? No! You wanna' have lunch tomorrow?

Excuse me, miss, do you give head to strangers? No. Well, then, allow me to introduce myself.

Lets play army man, i'll lay down u blow the hell outta me!

lmao at the chat up lines....they are great.
was in a club last week,got chattin to a nice bloke.he said i had gorgeous hair but it needed a trim.guess what!he was a hairdresser and said if i went home with him he'd cut it in the mornin...lol

got no trim...lol,he was 2 pi..ed to do anything i would'nt have let him near my hair in that state...lol

Any chat up lines are bad.


But there are some you just have to laugh at.

If the line is cheesy rather than sleezy and said with confidence and a great smile, I am afraid I do have a tendency to fall for them!

My fave was a guy dipped his finger in his drink, touched it to my sleeve and said 'lets get you out of those wet clothes'.

Pol x

I'm wondering...do any women use any kind of chat up lines..?