Ohh im gonna have a white russian and you canna have cider leg its cocktail time so you have to order a cocktail with cider or beer

carefull dude - LegLover + LotsOfCider = LegLess

Hell i gotta try that BV2P

see how much i can drink B 4 i need 2 P

We dont allow language like that in this bar chiefy. The next round is on you as way of pennance.

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bloody expensive swearbox

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*buys everone a Coke*

I need a screaming orgasm

isn't that a cocktail? =)))

Well legs buying everyone an orgasm then