Ooohh cocktail time, i shall join you and i think by the time we're finished i shall have to stagger home

well i've been on the cider all night so i may as well have another pint, ...seven is my lucky number anyway

Ohh im gonna have a white russian and you canna have cider leg its cocktail time so you have to order a cocktail with cider or beer

We dont allow language like that in this bar chiefy. The next round is on you as way of pennance.

I need a screaming orgasm

Well legs buying everyone an orgasm then

I'm waitng leg

ok, ..i know this isnt the right thread but i cant be arsed to start a new one, ...after drinking 9 pints never smoke in the bathroom why having a piss and then drop the end down the toilet, ....it hurst a LOT when you miss

Its also a pain in the arse when you've ben waiting for a screamingorgasm most of your shift and your still waiting!!!

wet and slippery