i like to drown squirrels (evil grey ones, of course, not cute red ones) in my toilet, skin them and cook up the meat. it's an aqcuired taste. ladies, soon i will have the most beautiful squirrelskin trousers!

Friday's I like to get pissed and wake up in regrettable places...

ah, is ok. i flush toilet first! i am not barbarian, see. also, is not illegal if for to make the trousers, yes? i wear them into court and everybody understand.

Or Wednesday, seeing as it is midweek....

yes, it's an interesting complexity. so many different animals come to play in my garden, and there are but seven weekdays. i have a rotation system, but fridays are always the same.