yes, to make this website work properly you need to apply the "claw hammer" program (available from your local hardware store) to the keyboard control. then, when done, throw the computer out of your window, preferably into a nearby lake or stream. go outside and breathe in the air! smile at how good it feels to be alive! then begin to feel the adrenaline high leave your bloodstream and start to regret your actions. go back to work, save up money, buy a bigger, better, faster, stronger computer. perhaps along the way you will meet someone fascinating who will love you for your nature. allow them to catch you on flirtbox, ensuring a jealousy response. break down emotionally when they leave you. return to the site with urgent pleas for help, this place is difficult to navigate! discover the hammer in your top draw...

What is normal these days? answers on the back of a blank signed check please to

Scottie
69 love drive
Essex
SE6 9BJ

hahaha i am holding your 'normality.' if you evar want to see it again, you must melt down all your gold and make an idol unto me.

there arnt many normal ppl from what ive seen on these forums ill probly get a hurl load of abuse nw bu yanno

will there be cake?

lol

Just did a google definition search of the word normal

I cant guarantee conformity or that I am average, but I am forming a right angle in this office chair