So what is it exactly that you think is going to happen in 54 days time then?

Let's see if you have got it right ...

Wow, Actually I'd love that
(I don't think I'd win, but I'd definately have fun)

So, there we have it, another WILDLY inaccurate guess.....

Double nope!!!

That's just plain silly and you know it.......

53 days to deliver a bit of rubber? I don't think so....

It came yesterday, I am still running it in too....

Only 52 days left, like they say a watched kettle never boils....


And it is a definate no to the russian bride.....
(unless you are offering, but I didnt know that you spoke the language)

You name the date, but first, there is a simple matter of the dowry......

Wii's are shit and you can only have love with a hamster once before you render if useless.

So I think you may have to go out robbing car stereos to get some capital....

Only 51 days now till the big day......

I wonder how long it will take you all to work it out?

There really is something REALLY important happening in 51 days time.

You mark my words, when the day comes, you WILL agree with me, I just know it!

Interested to know how you plan to go UP to cornwall from Scotland Shiraz?

i think i know what it is but i cant say