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09.06.2009, 22:46 quote

unimportant
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since Ikea came in this world, due to the cheap prices they got for the sofas, everybody write to its profile:
"I love crushing on a sofa,I love cudling on a sofa,I love my sofa,I love sex on a sofa,I want my men to stay with me on the sofa...."
nobody says:"I love my beanbag,my carpet,my PC desk,my kitchen worktop"
Is there anybody that like the bed? Rolling Eyes
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10.06.2009, 02:06 quote

whysoserious1983
whysoserious1983 Joined: 31 Mar 2009 Posts: 1477 Location: United Kingdom, England, Essex
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I agree that Ikea has a lot to answer for. I have to admit to there not being a sofa in the flat. Beanbags are far superior. They're the future.
And as always, bed's are fantasic. When I have nothing to do I rarely crawl out of mine until past noon.
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10.06.2009, 09:24 quote

handsel
handsel Joined: 18 Mar 2009 Posts: 1121 Location: United Kingdom, England, West Midlands
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I blame IKEA too. They come along and wallop!
Global warming, Labour troubles, 9/11, the financial meltdowns, all the bees dying, the No. 49 being late again...
They've a lot to answer for.
And you're right about the sofa's. Who needs 'em!
Let's get back to the chaise-longue and the day bed!
Give me a contoured, upholstered, all-in-one day bed anyday! With a high top-end and a dip in the middle and some generously rounded corners and sides that feel like a woman's hips. Hmmmm
Wonder if IKEA's got them...
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10.06.2009, 10:21 quote

kadushu

Haha Handsel, that's one of your best posts to date!


I hate Ikea for being the other side of the Dartford crossing. £2.50 to get across! The nerve!

 

10.06.2009, 14:09 quote

sc0ttie

I avoid IKEA at all costs. By that I dont just mean going in there to shop I mean going anywhere near it in the car, the area is gridlocked and the motorists are frustrated!
All the best designs at IKEA are over priced and all the cheaper stuff is tat! Laughing

 

10.06.2009, 15:36 quote

dowen
dowen Joined: 24 May 2008 Posts: 98 Location: United Kingdom, England, Kent
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Ed...there is an Ikea in Croydon, on the Purley Way!! See I jus saved ya £2.50!!!

 

10.06.2009, 15:41 quote

LittleVixen
LittleVixen Joined: 11 Oct 2006 Posts: 10687 Location: United Kingdom, England, Cornwall
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never been, never wanted to, carboots are the best......yayyyyyyyyyy Laughing
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10.06.2009, 17:10 quote

kadushu

dowen wrote:
Ed...there is an Ikea in Croydon, on the Purley Way!! See I jus saved ya £2.50!!!


Croydon?! So I save £2.50 but it costs me my hubcaps and stereo?

 

10.06.2009, 23:15 quote

whysoserious1983
whysoserious1983 Joined: 31 Mar 2009 Posts: 1477 Location: United Kingdom, England, Essex
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kadushu wrote:
I hate Ikea for being the other side of the Dartford crossing. £2.50 to get across! The nerve!

That's the closest one to me too, and I'm happy to admit I've never been there. I have visited the one in Nottingham though.
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11.06.2009, 09:08 quote

sc0ttie

kadushu wrote:
dowen wrote:
Ed...there is an Ikea in Croydon, on the Purley Way!! See I jus saved ya £2.50!!!


Croydon?! So I save £2.50 but it costs me my hubcaps and stereo?


They wont take your hubcaps, they only take alloy wheels now. You can come out of a place with your car on axle stands with no wheels Laughing

 

11.06.2009, 21:32 quote

beddo
beddo Joined: 15 Oct 2006 Posts: 308 Location: United Kingdom, England, Merseyside
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There's a song about this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eEvxzKLmnT4

 
 
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