A couple of my faves:

"Your eyes are like spanners. Everytime I look into them my nuts tighten"

And

''How much does a polar bear weigh...?
...Enough to break the ice! Hi...!"


So, they work for anyone on here?

Sorry mate, you didn't loosen my pants.

You had me at smiling.

My fav is , "hold my pint whilst i go for a shit"

You pair are miserable sods.

I'm practically in love already.

They all fall in the end

There is the old one.

your eyes are like stars, they come out at night.

Surely that's teeth though?

Some parade rainer is going to come along soon and remind us that there's already a thread like this lurking in the flirtbox archives....
But I will repeat myself anyway....
A man once asked me if I had any cornish in me and when I said no he asked me if I'd like some...I married him soon after....so I obviously fall for the cheezy lines....

Old one..

"can i smell your armpit?"
"no!"
"oh must be your feet..."

Are you Lupine?