I like stories, so tell me yours!

My worst date went like this:

Fancied this guy...let's call him 'K', for practically the whole of my teens, adored him from a distance and NEVER dated anyone else through pining for him.

Finally in my early twenties (!!) I sent him a Valentine's card and he responded, and remembered me, and asked me out: hurrah.

He picked me up in his car, we drove into town for a drink, I said 'Oh how about that pub over there?' and K replied, 'Noo! We can't go in that one, my GIRLFRIEND works there."

Anyway he was still gorgeous so I stuck with it we went somewhere else.

Some of the stories K told during the evening were these: 'How I Caught an STD Through Shagging Around and Subsequently Accused My Girlfriend of Shagging Around and Passing the STD to ME. Clever, Eh?' and, 'How I Made My Girlfriend Have an Abortion When She Didn't Want To - Including Dragging Her Into The Clinic During an Anti-Abortion Protest - Phew! That Was Close!' and finally, 'Beer...Beer....Mmmm Beer....Mmmm Beer I Love Beer...Beer...Mmm...' (The first two were supposedly hilarious anecdotes; he was laughing his head off. Maybe due in part to the beer...)

Then he drove me home, gave me a dodgy and obviously fake mobile number (it had about thirty digits) and never phoned me again, which (despite my general during the evening) was really annoying.

Even wankers don't want to date me!!

Your turn...

omg, that is funny...

thats funny, but kinda sad that someone could be that much of a c*nt really, and you say you fancied him for ages? poor you!

no great stories here, just a few embaressing moments like when i went to meet a girl, i lost my car, we spent half an hour trying to find my car in a massive multi storey car park, all i could do is keep apologising to her but we found it in the end, knowhere near where we were looking for it though.

another date i had we were catching a bus home as she lived near to me and wed been out in town. as we walked and turned the corner i saw the bus at the bus stop so decided to run for it so we could catch it. however, i bashed my foot on a curb and went flying through the air. i cut all my chin up so we went to A&E to get it looked at cos there was alot of blood, they just put sticky strips on it to hold it shut and cleaned it up. that was a very embaressing moment, not to mention painful, but i dated her for a little while. we didnt catch that feckin bus though

so it looks like mewler (shall i call you mew or is that too rude?) is queen of the worst dates so far

I have never had a proper sdate with a woman. The nearest I have ever got to a date was meeting up for a chat with three women from dating sites but nothing happened after that.

Would you have called him if you were given the correct number?

Are looks that important?............If so im Fu*$ed!

A celebratory Tenants Super and dog end off the floor.

Loool, what a tool, not you mewler, him.

Anyways, nothing like that with me tbh, my worst encounters with girls where in high school, girls would "go out with me" for a week or so and then tell me it was for a dare or just a joke.

Took me years to recover from them bitches.
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Hmmmm worst date i ever had....is also the worst snog i'd ever had


*shudder*


One time when i was in my late teens a slightly older (and very scrummy looking) older guy asked me out on a date......how excited was I ?? Heres a sexy mature man to show me what the dating lark is all about...I imagined a fancy dinner..the works....

When he came to 'Pick me up'....No car.... was surprised that we were walking but then its quite a small village and wasn't a long walk....

No Restuarant, No Bar...No Nothing

What I got was a seat in the park in the cold for three hours ( October in Scotland....NOT funny!) lol didn't even get a bag of chips for my efforts!....

Would of been better off in a warm jumper an jeans too!

At the end of the night he walked me back home...just as we were saying goodnight he launched himself at me...tongue first...I swear it was sticking out before he got anywhere near me...shoved me up against the wall and proceded to slobber all over me while trying to get me to shove my hands down his pants....He actually used the words...'Can I feel it?' and 'You know you wanna'....By the time I managed to gethim off my face was covered in his slobber!.....Disgusting!

I'm off to wash my face

I feel dirty
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LOL....

I cant say I've had any dreadful dates.... Just mental girlfriends as a result... Does that count?

i had a date with someone off another site. she was a bit scared so she had to bring her m8 and this bloke her m8 was trying to get with. Needless to say it didnt go well cos u need 1 to 1 time to get to know someone. Not talking about stuff between themselves that I know nothing about. It was pretty much downhill from there.