Hi All, new to this!

Finding it very amusing just how many guys are interested in whether I wear stockings or hold ups, how many younger guys would like a 'mature' woman to teach them a thing or two (mature?! Oh please, cheeky b*****ds!!) and how many are over 60, bald, tubby and would like me to look after them ... urghh!!!

Can someone please check my pic and make sure there isn't a neon sign above my head saying 'All Care in the Community Tupes apply here'!

Kathy

I like your smile

hmm... stockings or holdups

Don't think i'll answer that one on the grounds that it's probably a trick question which will get me into trouble whichever way I answer



As for the neon sign... no, don't think so... although you do appear ot have some floating hyroglyphics - that must be a bit of a nusiance in tight corridors. still, has it's advantages - at least us mere mortals can see what you're thinking
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lol I'm aiming for your cat's smile ... very manic!

The hearts do cause a few problems ... not so much as the moustache tho, takes hours in the mornings to tweak it just so

You seem to have one unfeasibly large hand. It's a wonder you can hold that phone at all. I think stockings are the way forward personally and a blessing for bank robbers.

it does look huge eh ... hoping it's just the angle of the camera. Either that or I should be playing a piano.

Nope, no neon signs over your head, just skull and cross bones and knives etc
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Still laughing at em

yeah but...why don't women answer my messages? Let's not resort to snobbery. We're all sad in the end. And some of us even have hair.

what happened to the Question, Stockking or Hold ups.. ? me it doesnt bother me but for someone who used to work in a clothing dept at Trago kinda says something... oh and Kate ya kwl..