Hi All, new to this!

Finding it very amusing just how many guys are interested in whether I wear stockings or hold ups, how many younger guys would like a 'mature' woman to teach them a thing or two (mature?! Oh please, cheeky b*****ds!!) and how many are over 60, bald, tubby and would like me to look after them ... urghh!!!

Can someone please check my pic and make sure there isn't a neon sign above my head saying 'All Care in the Community Tupes apply here'!

Kathy

I like your smile

lol I'm aiming for your cat's smile ... very manic!

The hearts do cause a few problems ... not so much as the moustache tho, takes hours in the mornings to tweak it just so

it does look huge eh ... hoping it's just the angle of the camera. Either that or I should be playing a piano.

Still laughing at em

Prefer the good old fashioned thick ribbed long-johns myself

Can be a bit difficult when you're busting for a tiddle ... so many buttons to undo is not good!

Try pop socks with them, the nice tan coloured ones, shouldn't clash too much