Right people, have I got an offer for you!!!

I have a hot cross bun that I am willing to share. Well, its sort of half a bun really, I just found it down the back of my sofa, a bit's been nibbled by the cats since Easter, but I've knocked off the mould and cat hairs and fluff.
It's fine, really.
I dont have any wine I'm afraid, but there's plenty of water in the tap.

Any takers?
Oh, and bring your own chair, the other squatters trashed the sofa while trying to wrestle me for the bun.
(now dont all rush at once!).