I like cake but it has to be moist not dry and crumbly ---id make a dorset apple cake (just like my mum used to make) yummy

Neither of the above would appeal to me - would have to be something like Death by Chocolate

Cake is bad for your insides and bad for your teeth. It's pure ego indulgence and should be outlawed :I

Food is for medicine for the repair of the body, not to be enjoyed too much.

I didn't say I didn't like it though. Just shouldn't indulge.

Years ago, I thought I'd impress my fella with my culinary baking skills by baking him one of my world famous banana cakes......out the oven, cut him a slice, handed it on a plate and waited with baited breath for his verdict....which was?
"My mother makes the best banana cake".....cake was thrown in the bin, he was thrown out the door...