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10.03.2007, 20:10 quote

Anonymous

Twobitactor wrote:
Hi peeps, i have a date on Monday, any tips? (sensible)
I know i have to be a comedian, and smell nice, but thats it...?
Been a while thats all, and wanna make good impression as shes quite sweet looking



awwww, all that hoo har about not standing out and now you have a date!lol

well done have a blooming great time, dont look bored, dont be tight and dont show her topless pics of your ex girlfriend....(yep that happened to me)

Laughing

 
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10.03.2007, 20:11 quote

Anonymous

missme7 wrote:
Dont fart, burp, pick your nose or use your mobile phone Wink

p.s. Is she from f.box?


Damn ... at the same time right?

 
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10.03.2007, 20:21 quote

Anonymous

Be a gentleman and don't overcompliment. The rest should be easy.

 
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10.03.2007, 20:29 quote

Anonymous

missme7 wrote:
aDecentGuy wrote:
missme7 wrote:
Dont fart, burp, pick your nose or use your mobile phone Wink

p.s. Is she from f.box?


Damn ... at the same time right?



Now that would impress me Laughing


I could!!! I could do that all at the same time!

 
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10.03.2007, 20:32 quote

Anonymous

missme7 wrote:
aDecentGuy wrote:
missme7 wrote:
aDecentGuy wrote:
missme7 wrote:
Dont fart, burp, pick your nose or use your mobile phone Wink

p.s. Is she from f.box?


Damn ... at the same time right?



Now that would impress me Laughing


I could!!! I could do that all at the same time!


Get your coat....pmsl Laughing


I'd light my fart after too, just for the glory

 
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10.03.2007, 20:33 quote

Anonymous

Don't drink too much. Simple really, but good advice all the same.

 
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10.03.2007, 20:35 quote

Anonymous

Twobitactor wrote:
aDecentGuy wrote:
missme7 wrote:
aDecentGuy wrote:
missme7 wrote:
aDecentGuy wrote:
missme7 wrote:
Dont fart, burp, pick your nose or use your mobile phone Wink

p.s. Is she from f.box?


Damn ... at the same time right?



Now that would impress me Laughing


I could!!! I could do that all at the same time!


Get your coat....pmsl Laughing


I'd light my fart after too, just for the glory


lmfao you got me tonight mate, "hey, hes a funny guy"!!!


Haha .. listen, dont try to be anyone else on ya date, if you go well and down the line she'll catch on that you wasnt yourself and probably wonder what else you aint been honest about, knowing women! Be you, if she dont like you as you then it wouldnt work anyway!

 
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10.03.2007, 20:45 quote

Anonymous

Hugglies wrote:
cause peoples want to belive! same as guys getting sucked in by a bitch!


Bang on the money.

 
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10.03.2007, 20:48 quote

Anonymous

Oh I dunno. I've heard some good porkies from women. As soon as you see the forehead wrinkles when they talk - move on.

 
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10.03.2007, 20:56 quote

Anonymous

chikhai wrote:
Oh I dunno. I've heard some good porkies from women. As soon as you see the forehead wrinkles when they talk - move on.



i had a thing for someone who was a total liar, i met him on the net a year ago, lovely bloke but he lied about everything and it drove me mad, i think he wanted me to like him so thought it was a bright idea to make himself look richer etc
funny, coz he knows me and knows im not like that all but i think he has lied so much that he cant back out of it.
ive had to stop talking to him coz i just couldnt cope with it all, i hate liars.

 
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10.03.2007, 20:58 quote

Anonymous

Hugglies wrote:
forhead wrinkles? how comes?


Hallmark of a seasoned liar I'm afraid.

 
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