Politegorilla sounds perfect eh girls!!

Same can't be said of some...sadly

She was joking....as I was....

I'm gonna do a moose!


BOLLOX

Isn't it just a case of - yet again - different things impress different women? And men, of course, but this thread is about impressing women, and one has to assume that means both women and men doing the impressing.
So, taking a post further up, some women would be Dead Impressed by a bloke being able to burp the alphabet, some women thrive on lewd comments directed their way ("oooh did you 'ere wot 'e sed? 'E wants to see me tits! 'E must fancy me, I'm in there!")
Some women are NOT impressed by men who go out of their way to be a gentleman because they equate having doors opened for them etc. as doormats in the making.
Some women are impressed by a man's bulging bank account, others couldnt give a stuff about fancy cars and restaurants.....
So, Choochi0, in that respect you are right.
The world's entire population could post on here about how to impress a woman, and no one will ever truly agree with anyone else!

A man checked into a hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided 2 send an e-mail to his wife. However, he accidentally typed a wrong address, and without realizing his error, he sent the mail. Meanwhile.... Somewhere in Houston, a widow had just returned from her husband's funeral. The widow decided to check her mail, expecting condolence messages from relatives and friends. After reading the 1st message, she fainted. The widow's son rushed into the room found his mother on the floor and saw the computer screen which read: My Loving Wife I've reached. I know you're surprised 2 hear 4rm me. They have computers here; we are allowed to send mails to loved ones. I've just reached and have been checked in. I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow