Do's and don'ts. LOL

As my topic with the treating a man right succeeded not (well more or less anyway)... I thought it wouldn't be fair not to make one like this, as a pair to impressing a guy.

I wonder who should post here... Guys, sayin what they do to impress gurls, or gurls sayin' what impresses them. Hm...

Probably another successful topic. NOT
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I'll be interested in this, my tactics on the net dont seem to be working

In real life, I just have to be me

I like ice cream.

Oh and be Keanu Reeves

When I made love to the girl of my dreams it was after a conversation about my amazing sex drive, she told took me to my room and out of the blue just jumped me. I few months later I asked her why the sudden desire to sleep with me (I had been after her for a while and kept getting knocked back) she simply replied with "what you were saying about your ability in bed made me wet". It hasn't worked since though, I guess it doesn't work on every one.

Show her you've got balls by melting a toblerone over them and letting her scrape it off with a scalpel.

*Correction* had balls

Probably easier just to get re constructive surgery to look like Keanu Reeves

Lol
I would rather look like jason statham...corrr i would.

I prefer toblerone...

this thread is hilarious ........... 'how to impress a girl'? most of the men telling us what they want ............ well done boys ..........