Do's and don'ts. LOL

As my topic with the treating a man right succeeded not (well more or less anyway)... I thought it wouldn't be fair not to make one like this, as a pair to impressing a guy.

I wonder who should post here... Guys, sayin what they do to impress gurls, or gurls sayin' what impresses them. Hm...

Probably another successful topic. NOT

I'll be interested in this, my tactics on the net dont seem to be working

In real life, I just have to be me

I like ice cream.

Oh and be Keanu Reeves

When I made love to the girl of my dreams it was after a conversation about my amazing love drive, she told took me to my room and out of the blue just jumped me. I few months later I asked her why the sudden desire to sleep with me (I had been after her for a while and kept getting knocked back) she simply replied with "what you were saying about your ability in bed made me wet". It hasn't worked since though, I guess it doesn't work on every one.

Show her you've got balls by melting a toblerone over them and letting her scrape it off with a scalpel.

*Correction* had balls

Probably easier just to get re constructive surgery to look like Keanu Reeves

Lol
I would rather look like jason statham...corrr i would.

I prefer toblerone...

this thread is hilarious ........... 'how to impress a girl'? most of the men telling us what they want ............ well done boys ..........