someone once aid to me" can you place your spectacles next to my testicles

i thought that was a brill chat up line....although it didnt work for them

one of my faves is you say to someone ten ton penguin and they will prob say wtf then you say well it breaks the ice

if am a dicktionary whats ZZZZZ mean?!!!

My fave is.

'your eyes are like spanners. 'cos everytime you look at me my nuts tighten'

I'm too much of a coward to see if it works tho.

This one just might work. It is more a trick though than a chat up line. If you attend regular internet forum and chatroom get togethers, then print a few flyers advetising it as a great club night, no mention of it being a internet get together should appear on the flyer. Then walk around the city centre the night before and hand them to good looking women as if you are one of those people paid to hand out club flyers and say this is a fantastic night out ladies. Then the following night if they do turn up then you can go over to them and say well you made it here then after all. If it sounds far fetched then one website is actually promoting its get togethers as clubs nights:

Urban75's forum get together come club night.

have do you not have a restraining order against you?