Toby works in his sleep, with his eyes shut.....well he did once say he sees pics waiting for approval are thumbnail size, he probably just wasnt using a microscope to check them....!

Gotta be photoshopped?

Oh dear. Are you "ish"?
Don't you just love the problems caused by inadvertently sending messages to the wrong person!
I once got a text saying "I'm waiting outside your house with a knife"....followed by "Oooops I'm really sorry I think I just transposed a couple of digits, that wasnt meant for you!".

Thanks a bunch Ed. Great help you are.

8 inches? He should be more honest and call himself "Little Devil"

Hey loveleelady - why dontcha sign him up for emails offering cheap penis enlargers and viagra?

Well, my profile is virtually blank, on account that I am in a relationship and only here for the forums chat.
I got a PM "I've checked out your profile and you sound really interesting....care to tell me more?" To which I replied, "I guess that was copy&paste and you clearly have not read my profile cuz it's empty, so what else ya want to know about me?!"
Weeks later, he still hasnt even read my message!

My profile is deliberately blank, so when a guy wrote me I told him I'm in a relationship and just here 'for the forums' and his response was to send me his mobile phone number saying "Ring me or text, I am still up" - at 2am.
Daft or what?