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29.05.2008, 20:08 quote

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oh how i would wanna lick you all over mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Confused

littlevixen? ummm bigdog?

Rolling Eyes

hello love your wonderful breasts. whats your messenger address please. xxx

 

29.05.2008, 22:26 quote

70

Aww it's a shame I got forced to change from myriad to mirrorpool, 'cos myriad had some great ones that really cracked me up! but I can't access them anymore.

 

01.06.2008, 06:05 quote

ankles
ankles Joined: 24 May 2008 Posts: 185 Location: United Kingdom, England, Lincolnshire
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LittleVixen wrote:
Post you're dirty/weird/funny messages here, but not a good idea to name & shame Embarassed

Heres one that I recieved today from a 30 year old:

You are one of the hottest lady i ve ever seen. I m dreaming you kissing
and licking all your body, smelling your juicy armpit, and making massage with my
strong hands. Are you waiting for me?

Well what can I say Embarassed


I got that one too this morning!!! From a guy begining with T!
You are one of the hottest girl i ve ever seen. I m dreaming you kissing and licking all your body, smelling your juicy armpit, and making massage with my strong hands. Are you waiting for me?

Oh dear me

 

01.06.2008, 08:56 quote

titwhipper

NO.

It was Not me. So long as you all know.

 

01.06.2008, 09:19 quote

70

ankles wrote:
LittleVixen wrote:
Post you're dirty/weird/funny messages here, but not a good idea to name & shame Embarassed

Heres one that I recieved today from a 30 year old:

You are one of the hottest lady i ve ever seen. I m dreaming you kissing
and licking all your body, smelling your juicy armpit, and making massage with my
strong hands. Are you waiting for me?

Well what can I say Embarassed


I got that one too this morning!!! From a guy begining with T!
You are one of the hottest girl i ve ever seen. I m dreaming you kissing and licking all your body, smelling your juicy armpit, and making massage with my strong hands. Are you waiting for me?

Oh dear me


Oh dear a copy & paste addict Cool

And titwhipper it was not you, you are too nice of guy for that sort of rubbish x Very Happy

 

01.06.2008, 13:25 quote

bristolphil1
bristolphil1 Joined: 23 Feb 2008 Posts: 74 Location: United Kingdom, England, Bristol
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i am still waiting for a reply little vixen and ankles lol seriously i did not know so many people still read the fiction pages in playboy

 

01.06.2008, 21:57 quote

FoxyHan
FoxyHan Joined: 15 Jun 2006 Posts: 1571 Location: United Kingdom, England, Derbyshire
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well i had some but i deleted them

the two most recent oddest ones were from one guy describing how he would like to watch me do myself with a glass egg shaped paper weight, put it on a stool and straddle it until it had as he put it "becomes engulfed and swallowed by your armpit"

i remember this as i was thinking how odd

the other was from a guy calling me mistress and then sending me a message saying he wanted me to humiliate him by emailing some women he worked with about him wearing womens underwear when he is in work he also included their email addresses

two seconds later i got a message saying shit that was not for you please ignore and delete hahahahahaha
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01.06.2008, 22:45 quote

susiexxx

I had the same message FH..I was howling..

 

01.06.2008, 23:01 quote

bliss23

I don't know where you guys are gettin all those messages from. Are you gettin them on FB? I never got one. PMSL My nawtiest message was: Wanna cam? =))))))))) So seriously... I'm feeling neglected here. Laughing Laughing

 

01.06.2008, 23:05 quote

70

Mine are all off fb, as I said I could write a book, might get banned tho

 

04.06.2008, 17:12 quote

jambojam

I'm so glad I lead a sheltered life


deedumdeedumdeedum Very Happy

 

04.06.2008, 17:20 quote

wolfwoman
Joined: 29 Apr 2008 Posts: 205 Location: United Kingdom, England, Sussex
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Ha ha well I had two messages form a guy...

the top one was titled DO NOT READ THE LAST MESSAGE

So of course I didn't read it Wink

the one he didn't want me to read was him saying how he was so happy to find someone he could hsare his fantasies with and that the email adresses of the two women at work that were slags or whatever were **** whatever they were and where should he send his pics of him in panties too and that she wouldn't tell anyone cus he had his trust in his nwe mistress and how he liked her having the power over him

well I guess I have that power now Wink

joke...I'm not a meany

I would never forward the message to those emails

Funny thought though

 

04.06.2008, 17:26 quote

jameslore

A man in panties.....!!!

A man in Speedos is bad enough Razz

 

05.06.2008, 21:43 quote

FoxyHan
FoxyHan Joined: 15 Jun 2006 Posts: 1571 Location: United Kingdom, England, Derbyshire
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wolfwoman wrote:
Ha ha well I had two messages form a guy...

the top one was titled DO NOT READ THE LAST MESSAGE

So of course I didn't read it Wink

the one he didn't want me to read was him saying how he was so happy to find someone he could hsare his fantasies with and that the email adresses of the two women at work that were slags or whatever were **** whatever they were and where should he send his pics of him in panties too and that she wouldn't tell anyone cus he had his trust in his nwe mistress and how he liked her having the power over him

well I guess I have that power now Wink

joke...I'm not a meany

I would never forward the message to those emails

Funny thought though



thats the message i had!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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06.06.2008, 08:27 quote

susiexxx

Me too Rolling Eyes

 
 
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