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Home >> Sex >> Post you're dirty/weird/funny messages here!
29.05.2008, 20:08 quote
oh how i would wanna lick you all over mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
littlevixen? ummm bigdog?
hello love your wonderful breasts. whats your messenger address please. xxx
29.05.2008, 22:26 quote
Aww it's a shame I got forced to change from myriad to mirrorpool, 'cos myriad had some great ones that really cracked me up!
but I can't access them anymore.
01.06.2008, 06:05 quote
| LittleVixen wrote: |
| Post you're dirty/weird/funny messages here, but not a good idea to name & shame Heres one that I recieved today from a 30 year old: You are one of the hottest lady i ve ever seen. I m dreaming you kissing and licking all your body, smelling your juicy armpit, and making massage with my strong hands. Are you waiting for me? Well what can I say |
I got that one too this morning!!! From a guy begining with T!
You are one of the hottest girl i ve ever seen. I m dreaming you kissing and licking all your body, smelling your juicy armpit, and making massage with my strong hands. Are you waiting for me?
Oh dear me
01.06.2008, 09:19 quote
| ankles wrote: | ||
I got that one too this morning!!! From a guy begining with T! You are one of the hottest girl i ve ever seen. I m dreaming you kissing and licking all your body, smelling your juicy armpit, and making massage with my strong hands. Are you waiting for me? Oh dear me |
Oh dear a copy & paste addict
And titwhipper it was not you, you are too nice of guy for that sort of rubbish x
01.06.2008, 13:25 quote
i am still waiting for a reply little vixen and ankles lol seriously i did not know so many people still read the fiction pages in playboy
01.06.2008, 21:57 quote
well i had some but i deleted them
the two most recent oddest ones were from one guy describing how he would like to watch me do myself with a glass egg shaped paper weight, put it on a stool and straddle it until it had as he put it "becomes engulfed and swallowed by your armpit"
i remember this as i was thinking how odd
the other was from a guy calling me mistress and then sending me a message saying he wanted me to humiliate him by emailing some women he worked with about him wearing womens underwear when he is in work he also included their email addresses
two seconds later i got a message saying shit that was not for you please ignore and delete hahahahahaha
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01.06.2008, 23:01 quote
I don't know where you guys are gettin all those messages from. Are you gettin them on FB? I never got one. PMSL My nawtiest message was: Wanna cam? =))))))))) So seriously... I'm feeling neglected here.
04.06.2008, 17:20 quote
Ha ha well I had two messages form a guy...
the top one was titled DO NOT READ THE LAST MESSAGE
So of course I didn't read it
the one he didn't want me to read was him saying how he was so happy to find someone he could hsare his fantasies with and that the email adresses of the two women at work that were slags or whatever were **** whatever they were and where should he send his pics of him in panties too and that she wouldn't tell anyone cus he had his trust in his nwe mistress and how he liked her having the power over him
well I guess I have that power now
joke...I'm not a meany
I would never forward the message to those emails
Funny thought though
05.06.2008, 21:43 quote
| wolfwoman wrote: |
| Ha ha well I had two messages form a guy...
the top one was titled DO NOT READ THE LAST MESSAGE So of course I didn't read it the one he didn't want me to read was him saying how he was so happy to find someone he could hsare his fantasies with and that the email adresses of the two women at work that were slags or whatever were **** whatever they were and where should he send his pics of him in panties too and that she wouldn't tell anyone cus he had his trust in his nwe mistress and how he liked her having the power over him well I guess I have that power now joke...I'm not a meany I would never forward the message to those emails Funny thought though |
thats the message i had!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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